Skid marks

Would you judge a guy with skid marks in his underwear?

There but for the grace of God, go I.

No, OP. we at Datalounge judge people on EVERY conceivable thing, but we draw the line at skid marks.

Lots of men are failures at wiping their asses. I wonder why that is? Laziness, I guess.

Once, or always? It makes a difference.

I doesn't matter how well you think you've wiped your ass. Skid marks still happen at times.

[quote]we draw the line at skid marks.

LOL. "Draw the line."

[quote]Skid marks still happen at times.

Never. ever.

Not necessarily a deal breaker. Hell in my youth I was once told you could land a 747 on some of mine. Gotten the diet corrected and no more skid marks.

The healthier you eat, the skidier your marks.

donald trump has skid marks

R11=shitstain on the panties of life.

He's gone, you can take them off your head now, R13

This is why colored underwear is superior. Avoid white.

Skid marks are a definite no for me.

Well, rimming would be out of the question.

A roommate in college would leave his skid marked underwear on the floor on his side of the room and it was embarrassing when classmates would drop by my dorm room.

I made sure they knew those were Alex's drawers on the floor over there, not mine!

I pride myself on never having skid marks. I have a shower hose that use every time after dropping a deuce.

I don't shit outside my home, but when traveling or staying with friends, I have to be extra fastidious since I don't have my trusty shower hose with me!

I used to have them all the time as a kid, I rode my bike a lot and rode motorcycles and it's hard to avoid getting them even if you clean up really well. Now I try my best to avoid them. I had an unfortunate incident a few months ago. I stayed at my b/f's place as I usually do a few nights a week ( we have our own places). We usually have a few drinks on the weekend and I am usually drunk when I go to bed. Next day I got up dressed and went home. I was home sleeping and recovering and went to the toilet and as I sat there I saw a huge skid mark in my underwear. I think I must have farted during the night and it was a really wet one. Then I realized it was showing on the outside of my undies and the inside of my jeans. All I could think was if I left anything in b/f's bed. I didn't say anything, I was waiting for him to say something. Eventually I asked and he said he didn't see anything I think he really did. Anyway we haven't mentioned it since and I make sure to wear undies and shorts to bed at his place (dark coloured ) all the time. We all make mistakes just learn from them.

I never have them. I take a shit in the morning then I wipe my ass then I shower. If I shit during the day I wipe then I get into the bathtube and spray my ass with the shower hose. Hetero men give women UTI's all the time by sticking dicks that have been in shitty undies in womens pussies.

I had to share a bathroom with my brother and he loved to take a shower before me and use up all the hot water then take a dump. I would have to go into bathroom that smelled like steaming hot shit and shower with no hot water. He had major skid marks. All his undies had major brown stains. I don't know why straight men have problems with ass hygiene. I never dated a gay guy with skid marks.

With the humid weather we had here at the beginning of the week even after showering my underwear looked like the track at the Daytona 500 after a race.

Direct a water jet on your hole while manually spreading your cheeks.

Then high humidity won't cause skid marks, r22

I could see Henry Cavill having skidmarks. Sam Heughan, probably not.

Never had skid marks I wash with soap and warm water after the deed is done.

R25 Mary! You're worse than a cat!

I only dump in the A.M prior to my shower. If I ever have to dump mid-day I bring wet paper into the stall. I have to be in really bad shape to dump in public though, I think I shit at work maybe three times in thirteen years there. I only wear black or navy blue boxer briefs too. The likelihood of me producing a skid mark is extremely rare, but even if I did it would be hard to spot on my underwear.

WOULDN'T BE A DEAL BREAKER,NO. BEST, BILL

Sorry, but how in the heck do you get skid marks? What are you eating? How do you wipe? Regular paper is 100 % enough to ensure a clean a-hole if you eat reasonable food or no?

Kind regards, a millenial

R20, thank you. You provided the best, laugh-inducing story all day! Were you drinking, when you wrote it?

R32 Remind me to tell you about what happened a month before that (involved me waking up hugging the toilet in a pool of my own vomit). Way worse than skid marks.

R32 No I wasn't drinking when I wrote that I was likely in recovery after a night of drink and reading DL to pass the time.

This thread is hilarious.

You queens are GROSS.

Warsh your azzes!

Thank god I have a bidet in my bathroom. If I am away from home, I improvise using a small plastic cup filled with water. Worse case scenario, I will just line my underwear with bath/.toilet tissue (using it like sanitary napkins) and remove them when I get home.

Op has soiled himself, yet again.

R36 Imagine if that dropped out of your trouser leg? 😨

Who the hell are blocking these innocuous posts?

A ball of poop once rolled down my leg in 1st grade. It was like a marble, the consistency of clay. I held it for a long time but couldn't hold it long enough. I tried to kick it out of the way and act like it didn't happen, but the other kids smelled it.

Shame.

I haven't had skid marks since I was a teenager. I'm very self conscious about hygiene. When I use the men's room at work, I bring wipes rinsed with hot water and soap in the stall and wipe until totally clean.

I'm thinking Trump gets the skid marks.

[quote]Thank god I have a bidet in my bathroom. If I am away from home, I improvise using a small plastic cup filled with water.

How could a cup of water be improvised into a bidet? Do you just throw the water up your ass? Wouldn't that make a huge mess with shitty water everywhere?

R43 Yes, you throw the water up your ass. Although it could be messy, you realy feel clean aftewards. You dry yourself using bath tissue. The plastic vessel typically has a handle. Think of the Little Dipper.

These plastic dippers are common in Southeast Asia.and other Asian countries.

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Those plastic dippers work best if you have a squat toilets. You know, where you squat instead of sit (on a throne) during bowel movement. I've used these squat toiletsmwhen Imstayed at remote hotels in Thailand.

45 replies in and no one mentions wet wipes? Really?

I always carry one in my wallet. Even if it dries out, you can moisten it again at the sink.

I can wear tighty whities without fear or shame because I know how to wipe my ass properly.

Here is top of the line squat toilet sold in modern Singapore.

You have the option of sitting or squatting. They do recommend squatting since it minimizes risk of colon cancer. Squatting also makes it easier to clean up with water after bowel mvement. Hence, skid mark problem is eliminated.

R47. I would love to use Wet Wipes but some of them have chemicals and fragrances that can irritate sensitive orifices. And not all wipes are environmentally flushable.

That's why I don't flush them R49. I wrap them in a paper towel or toilet paper and throw them away.

I don't like the chemicals and residue that pre-moistened wet wipes leave either. That's why I rinse the chemicals away and just use water to moisten the wipe. When at work, if I absolutely have to take a dump, I use a disposable vinyl or latex glove to wipe, and wrap the wet wipe in the glove when finished and dispose in the trash.

Vile. Yes, wash your fucking ass.

Not going down on anyone that smells like shit. Caregivers are supposed to correct a kid who doesn't wipe their ass properly in elementary school. Who the hell was doing the laundry for all those years??

Ethel Kennedy had a bidet at Hickory Hill.

My understanding is that men and skid marks go together like America and apple pie. That is one thing that makes men disgusting. I definitely judge.

R28 has got his schedule! I'm kind of like that, but there are occasions...

NO one has mentioned old man leakage?

R20 has a weirdly cute story.

No, I just wear black underwear. And somehow, my ex never has them.

Only if they are Skidmarks on my Heart

Seriously, just buy a bidet attachment for your toilet - they start at like $30 for non-electric ones. Kinder to your delicate hole, and kinder to your undies.

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It is situational.

If it's on a date/hookup and he is not clean in anticipation, yes it is a big deal. Cochino. I always shower together as a form of foreplay and makes sure I clean up his ass.

If It was a spontaneous meet and fuck at a bar after work on Friday, into the shower.

I cannot imagine an adult male with a skid mark. I haven't had one since I was a child.

I think some of you would benefit from using panty liners in your underpants.

wtf are you people eating that you need a firehose and team of men in hazmats to clear yr asses after toilet? I'm regular, only wipe with TP and I never get skids (would be grossed out if I did). I'd be curious (and probably horrified) to know what sort of diet you snail-trail leaving, underwear-destroyers eat.

I don’t think a lot of kids are taught how to sip their asses thoroughly. I guess it’s something you just pick up as time goes by. And as an adult, you’re more concerned. About not leaving skid marks on your underwear. At least you should be! Sone guys...forever children. Blah!

For men, wiping is like doing long division, you’re always gonna leave a remainder.

I have never had a skid mark. Never. I have has full blown IBS for years and have many “issues” related to that, but properly wiping my ass, while more challenging due to my symptoms (frequency and general looseness), is still not one of them.

I’d judge anyone for poor hygeine, personal grooming and bathroom habits, and that’s all this is. Hell, carry wet wipes with you and install a bidet at home if this is a recurring problem for you. Unless shit is leaking from your ass, there is no excuse. And if shit is leaking from your ass, you need to see a doctor. But if you are just too lazy or preoccupied to wipe your ass and not stop wiping it until the paper comes back clean, YOU ARE FUCKING NASTY.

Sounds like a lot of you just wipe perfunctorily after you go, and that’s your entire anal hygeine routine. There’s not reason why sweat and humidity would cause skid marks, unless your anus was already caked with dried fecal matter.

Do any of you chronic skidders ever, you know, WASH your ass? With soap and water and, yes, fingers? I’m not talking a quick rinse or “letting the water run down” your body, I mean actively washing the area with a soapy lather, getting full coverage with your fingers (or even a wash cloth), and then running your fingers through the area to check for cleanliness before stopping?

Anyone ever do that?

It boggles the mind that gay men need this explained to them.

One more thing: if you fart, and it leaves evidence in your clothing? THAT WASN’T A FART.

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