Egg-shaped penis

What medical condition causes this? Epstein's lawyer shut down the questioning.

Constantly sticking colorful Easter eggs up there to attract the youngins'

Arrogant, angry, entitled, smug, evasive... just as we suspected.

OP, I appreciate you starting this thread because I have followed the case quite closely, and I need to know the answer. Another one of the victims said it was shaped like a teardrop. WTF?

He was probably sticking ben wan balls up there. You know that fucker was into scary shit.

R5, but that doesn’t account for that shape. Does it?

Egg...plant shaped penis? Maybe something got lost in translation.

One of his young victims was quoted saying it was small and oddly-shaped, thin at the top and bigger at the end.

Weird. Even a botched circumcision wouldn't explain this. Malformed in utero, just like his brain.

R6, if you factor in gravity.

Larger at the tip I mean. Teardrop shaped. Like an egg with the larger end pointing down.

It was described in the affidavit as being thinnest at the point of attachment, thick at the tip. The mind reels.

Did it have anything to do with his compulsion? Can't remember, was it mostly handjobs or did he actually fuck with that thing?

Someone has to have a picture. I want to see it.

This is the most interesting - and possibly explanatory - element of this entire case. I wish there was more reporting on it. Having a deformed penis would explain a LOT of his motivation / psychology for being as obsessed with sex as he was. Like the Wall Street honcho who is extremely aggressive in business and has a nasty trophy wife - because he has a micro-penis. I wish someone would report /inquire about this in more detail. Probably the “Rosebud” for Epstein.

r18, absolutely. None of this story would have ever happened, if he'd had a normal dick.

Sounds like a pointy dog dick to me.

The egg-shaped penis was described in detail in the autopsy report.

I want to make a painting of it.

Really R21 ? Any references? Where can I read?

While I don't know for sure, but based on the descriptions of JE's "egg-shaped penis" supposedly by those who've seen it, they may be referring to giant inguinoscrotal hernias which may be chronic (recurrence) despite successful surgical repairs. If not that, then perhaps JE had hydrocele which is also quite common though less so in adult men, this is a condition mainly due to inflammation or injury. Also, if you have surgical repair for inguinoscrotal hernias one of the complications is hydrocele, so talk about making a problem worse. Often times even after successful surgery to restore function, the penis and scrotum never become "normal" in appearance because in many cases these afflicted males also had structural deformities to begin with. I see many cases in primary care and also when I worked in the neonatal inpatient units.

I don't think JE's sexual compulsions were related to his genital deformity. I think he was a deeply mentally-ill individual who had very poor impulse control in addition to huge ego. Couple narcissism with poor impulse control and it's not a good mix. I think he did commit suicide and I'll tell you why he may have had reasons to do it. Yes depression and loss of control to run wild with his basest of impulses are two reasons, but I actually think his ego and narcissism compelled him to commit suicide in order to be the main story and he becomes untouchable by the law in death while sticking it to the powers that be closing in on him. Perverse yes, but it would fit with his perverse character to do such a thing as a final act, plus knowing that his suicide would basically render him having the last word and put the criticism on the powers that be which allowed him to in a perverse way get away with his misdeeds.

Wouldn’t he want to be a sexual hermit if he had a deformed penis? The more people who see it, the more people to gossip about it. Was he self-conscious about it? That is so odd.

EEEWW ... when Trump was visiting, the plane was called the Egg & Toadstool Express!

Thanks for the nasty close-up of a bruised and deformed nutsack, r24.

We needed that.

R27 What are you, a 14-year-old moron? Here on DL we show all sorts of porn gifs and photos yet we're not to post actual photo of a medical condition pertaining to the topic of discussion, is that right by your standards? Now go back to your basement and stay there, why are you even on a thread called Egg-shaped penis, I have no idea.

They could have just asked me, and that includes comparative analysis.

I think he went for underage girls because they would be less likely to have a frame of reference for what a 'normal penis' should look like.

Small dicked guys have major overcompensation issues from my experience. I would assume a deformed dick would mess with your sexuality too. Or maybe he was mocked at a young age by teenage girlfriends so he is trying to get the validation from them he never had,

Egg-shaped head down there to go with his massive, Easter Island head up top.

Oh come now, surely one of you whores must have encountered this before!

I've never seen it and I was once with a guy who had a baby dick like the size of a small child's pinky baby dick. I've never seen an egg dick. Ever.

I've looked through tons of medical archives. Still nothing. Maybe I will try circus books and Ripley's libraries. It's become an obsession.

I let my spare room to a guy who ended up sleeping with a gossipy and very irreverent friend. Said friend was breathless with the need to spill the beans afterwards, and called the other guy ‘cornet cock’, because his cock apparently was narrowest at the base, and widest at the tip, rather like the shape of an ice cream cornet. We assumed that he suffered from some kind of restriction in childhood or before birth, which had prevented normal development.

r37, did he take pictures or make a sex tape? That might be the same thing.

Maybe it was small and he attempted corrective surgery or injections.

Looks like a perfect prostate stimulator

R24, would you be so kind as to put the medical vocabulary in laymen’s terms for us?? Your post is fascinating, and the most logical profile of Epstein and the motivators for his suicide. Occam’s Razor as usual! Serial killers have the same perverse need for notoriety.

I’m too lazy to look up the NY laws on autopsy reports, but would be surprised if it was released to the public already.

I really hope one of you can find an image of this condition. Yes yes, I have a gruesome curiosity, but I really can’t help it — this case is absolutely mesmerizing. And I know there’s no way to say that without sounding like a complete asshole because of the victims. I do have incredible compassion for them, I hope every single one of them walks away with millions.

Last but not least, where in the hell is Ghiz?????? No more sightings of this witch?

Still no pics? You’re slipping.

I'd rather see pics of his death than his dick...and not simply because he deserved to die.

I’m with the dick pic = the answer to the twisted sex obsession. It was all just horny rich guy - until that tidbit about the egg-shaped dick. Then it all clicked. But now I need to see how weird it looked.

EXACTLY r44. We need verificata!!!! I’m not even a sizemologist! This *must* be studied with visual aides!

I would love to know where he went to high school. One extremely common practice during his generation is that high school swim classes were done in the buff. Imagine that scene for him.

He killed himself. I decided.

The correct term is ovoid.

Totally agree he preyed on teens/virginal girls because of his tiny/malformed pecker.

Those obsessed with young girls or female purity are either fundies or have micropeens. A.k.a. loser shitbags.

Suicide or 'suicide', I hope Dear Jeffy didn't go quickly.

R48, I think I now need to let this go. I would have thought for sure that our DL Research Dept could come up with some images, alas, there seems to be no stomach for this. I’m sad about it, but there are places to go, things to see, so I must move on. 😓

Ditto R50. Especially after someone said it was in the autopsy report. I’m disappointed in my DL brethren - Ms Jessica Fletcher puts you bitches to shame.

Egg Dick. Egg Dick. Egg like a dick.

Sorry guys. It shall remain a mystery. I have wasted lots of time on this. Goodbye cruel egg-dick. RIP.

I think the research department must be busy with other mysteries to solve at the moment or no one wants to take this one on because it is too disturbing.

R54, I agree it is highly disturbing. But when has that stopped us before??? There are several of us who have tried and found nothing, nothing, nothing.

I asked the medical know-it-all to dumb his post down, crickets. That’s bullshit.

Also, what could be more important for the Research Dept than this case?????? My GAWD, this man likely has video of Trump, and we are afraid of reading about his ovoid penis?!?!?

I have a smidgen of fear, I will admit. And more so if there's a possibility of laying eyes on Cheeto's nasty how-do-you-do. I will try writing a FOIA request for the autopsy report. I'm sure the Daily Mail is ahead of us with that. I thought it would have been leaked by now. In for a penny, in for a pound. I will work on it tomorrow.

You big Marys. We've all run into small and ugly dicks before! At least with Epstein and 45's, we don't have to service them and pretend we're actually attracted to their small and ugly peckers.

The dead guy has similar-yet-different features than Epstein.

It's like he was some kind of pornographic satyr demon from Jewish hell. A grotesque.

He was an incredibly ugly man whose head took up half his body.

The penis is cremated. Forget about it.

What a fucking minute!!! Was he in fact cremated???

In another thread, someone speculated his weird dick could have been the result of an injection.

I can't recall what the poster said the injection was but there is some sort of treatment for micro dicks that is helped by this injection.

Someone here has to know what I'm talking about. I had to look it up and was horrified.

I bet you’re right r63, and that’s why we can’t find any pics. It’s a freaky and very rare thing thatbonly the Uber wealthy would (likely) do. Gross. It’s like having a water balloon. What was he like when erect?

I would bet it was a deformity from youth. Hence the obsession with getting teenage girls. He was stunted in his sexual maturity. Something triggered it. And now knowing about the deformed dick gives a potential reason,

Gwynnie Petrol may have liked Epstein's egg-dick, since she's so very fond of shoving her "vaginal" eggs up there. Too bad she was too old for Epstein.

I'm still waiting to see the egg dick, people.

Since he was obsessed with sex, perhaps he had a botched operation to give him a bigger cock.

Maybe it separated itself from his body after his death and slithered away. I bet it’s lurking somewhere in the dark.

Obviously a botched implant or enhancement surgery. He could spend untold millions trying procedure after procedure after procedure . . .

He sounds like way too much of a sex addict to have been able to go even a day without blowing a load. Surgical recovery time would have been been impossible for him. I so do not want to think about this guy cumming…and yet here I am doing exactly that.

I don't believe he's dead.

Why would his head be uncovered if he was dead. He would be covered with a sheet or in a body bag. Why were his eyes closed. Your eyes don't close when you die, except in movies. When you hang yourself, your eyeballs pop out of your head too. I think the picture was intentional, and he's living in seclusion for the rest of his life.

Plastic surgery is next.

I think she meant small, because if it was egg-shaped and larger she'd had said something like potato..

I think it must have been small, severely tapered and the foreskin- although circumsized- still covered the tiny head.

Probably why he couldn't get hot chicks, even with millions of dollars.

Like you don't have one of these at home

The affidavit specifically said, "like an egg". The smaller end was coming out of his body and the larger end was the head.

Exactly like a botched injection or surgery to make his dick bigger.

R73 are you familiar with Occam’s Razor? You’re embarrassing yourself. He’s dead.

Back to the penis. Ok, so if it was botched, wouldn’t he still have been circumcised? Could a botched circumcision have played any part in this? Does anyone know *anything* about his childhood? I’m trying to verify if he was raised in his faith = circumcised of course.

I had a boyfriend with a botched circumcision. The girth and length were completely normal, but he had several bands of foreskin left because they didn’t remove it all. I know it sounds gross but it wasn’t at all.

R76, but did the affidavit specify that the smaller end was where it attached? I don’t recall that particular part of the statement.

r77, read the 76 posts before your own and then try posting.

R78, I’ve been here the whole time, no need for to be bitchy.

Yeah - egg is so vague is the problem. Egg like a bump coming out instead of a pole? An elongated egg? So a pole but thicker at both ends? It’s a stupid description that is really frustrating because I have no idea what it is meant to convey.

But remember r80.....another victim said “tear-drop shaped.” 🌧 ☔️

The Prince Andrew article people need to know.

That Prince Andrew article laid it all out - direct from the horses mouth. He had sex with a 17 year old who was prodded to do it with him. Still not sure it can be considered underage prostitution - but it’s now explicit that Andrew was fucking young girls provided by Epstein. Which means his relationship with Epstein was likely all about the girls. Not good for the BRF.

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