Survivor: Closet Gays

I was just watching old seasons of Survivor, specifically Vanuatu and John K, a.k.a John Kenney pinged off the charts. Just did a quick google search and yes my suspicions were confirmed. He is a closet gay. He has a wife and three kids apparently, yet his instagram has more photos of him kissing his dog than his 'wife'. He also posts endlessly narcissistic selfies.

So name your closet gays of Survivor.

Which season was Vanuatu ?

I remember nurse John on the season with Boston Rob and Kathy (Vecipia won)

But he was out.

Season 9 with lesbians Scout and Ice Queen Ami and butch Twila.

Here's John being gay again.

Uh huh, sure is LOTS of evidence there that he is gay, OP. Lots of evidence.

R4 I'm assuming that's you John and not your invisible wifey posting. John your wife is getting even a worse edit than Purple Kelley.

Here's some more of John being completely one hundred percent undeniable macho hetero.

Stop being so foolish, OP.

It is interesting (I guess?) that they don't really feature on each other's social media, but their kids are omnipresent.

John's also a raging Berniac which is cute.

R6 Get over yourself dear. Straight men always post endless photos of their wives on instagram. I already sensed he was a closet gay and his instagram proves it. If you did't know the backstory those kids could be his nephews and nieces. The wife isn't even that hideous. Typical mousy beard material.

Anyway. Sash from Nicaragua was another that pinged. He was asked by homophobe Shannon if he was gay and Brenda referred to him as her queen. He even tried to bribe jury votes. Naughty closet gay.

I lost interest in Vanuatu when the older guys voted off the young guys right from the start.

Jeff Varner tried to claim to bi.

There were rumors Johnny Fairfair was bi just like his wife is.

Other past plays who I suspect is gay that haven't came out:

Mitchell Olson (Australian Outback)

John Palyok (Vanuatu)

Brian Corridan (Guatemala) He denies he is though,

Anthony Robinson (Fiji)

Jason Siska (Micronesia)

Matthew "Sash" Lenahan (Nicaragua) He denies he is.

R9 I thought it was a great season, everything that Amazon should have been with the split genders but wasn't. Amazon was a cesspit of lewd, bigoted, sexist and douchy players. It even had thick as dog shit Heidi strobel who flashed her saggy, manky fake tits for peanut butter. Vanuatu introduced heaps of great players and finally got interesting when all the young morons were voted off. John K you got beat by butch lesbians, fat guys, invalids and feminists. Suck it up princess.

Some people just see gay men behind every palm tree, I guess.

Mitchell is gay. I hooked up with him about 10 years ago. He used to have a profile on Manhunt.

R12 Nup. You can see it perfectly right in front of you with enough markers.

John showing us the position that was used in his modelling days to get his gigs. I wonder if he was the rentboy for Marc Jacobs or Calvin Klein.

R8 Sash supposedly offered to pay Purple Kelly if she influenced jury votes in his favor. Also he supposedly offered to pay of Jane's mortgage if she helped him win. The tribal council where Jane was voted out was heavily edited due to the allegations flying around.

Dan's comments towards at the final tribal council towards Sash were hilarious.

John Kenney refuses to talk about his time on Survivor anymore.

Kel Gleason seemed gay, in a military way.

I've watched every season of Survivor and I don't remember any of these people. Were they all voted off super early?

Burton was Johnny Fairplay's season.

R16 You know that doesn't surprise me. On the show he whined endlessly about being trumped by a group of fat guys. His words. He was really bitter. I mean Twila kicked his ass. Eliza also called him vain and a complete turnoff.

R20. Kel was season 2 in Australia famous for the Beef Jerky incident. Jerri had a witch hunt out for him. Knowing her he probably rebuffed her because he was gay and she took it personal.

R15 Dan serving up Sash was hilarious, but I wanted him to him. I hated dumb Fabio and Chase.

Speaking of Jerri leads me to perhaps the biggest closet case of Survivor: Colby Donaldson. She also had this weird feud with him whilst Probst was positively in love for him. The love turned sour in Heroes Vs Villians when Colby checked out and Probst was crushed and turned snarky towards him. The marriage was over.

Colby, not married, no kids and still pinging to this day

I thought Mitch was adorable in a gawky way.

I dont know how you people remember obscure cast members from 8 years ago. Half of last season's cast has escaped me.

[quote][R4] I'm assuming that's you John and not your invisible wifey posting. John your wife is getting even a worse edit than Purple Kelley.

Who is Purple Kelly? I've never heard of her on Survivor.

Purple Kelly was a glorious little nymphet from Nicaragua who got no edit, was practically invisible, until she quit. A bit like's John's wife on his instagram. For whatever reason Kelly Shinn aka purple Kelly received little to no screentime. It was probably because she quit as production refused to allow her to wear anything other than a bikini when they were freezing cold. Gotta have those tits out at all times on Survivor.

Yeah, R13, that's the ticket!

JP Calderon came out later when he appeared on Janice Dickinson's Modeling Show.

I wonder if Probst posts here.

JP has barely aged in the last decade.

JP looked so hot on his Survivor season. Then he did something to his face and overly sculpted his eyebrows and lost all that hotness. So sad.

JP hooked up with Brad the gayasian from his season.

Caleb from Survivor BB is gay. He humped Frankie Grande.

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to name your modeling agency Kult? Hi, I'm from Kult modeling agency.

R10 I agree on Jason Siska. He was a feral little creep on the season that had gay Chet, you know the one that shat himself after a challenge in front of everyone. Seems Siska used that for an idea to take a shit at the Favourites camp to spite Ozzy. Sounds like a really shitty season.

John P from Vanuatu doesn't surprise me either. They cast two lesbians and casting two gays would surely keep the premise of men versus women which they were intent on especially after the flop of the gender divide in Amazon. The whole first episode was all about sexism to get the women and the glorious cunty man hating feminist Ice Queen Ami riled up.

Brian is so obvious it hurts.

Watching the disgusting bully Rocky from Fiji. You know the cunt that was homophobic and bullied quiet, soft spoken closet gay Anthony. Turns out 'Rocky' was a big old self loathing gay. Check out this facebook pic.

Rocky was ugly as fuck (and this is coming from someone usually attracted to Italian men) and a nasty piece of work. But there were a lot of those on the Fiji season.

There were rumors that Rocky, Edgardo and Mookie gangbanged Michelle at the jury house. Lisi pretty much confirmed it in an interview and when asked about it Mookie didn't deny it. I'm sure Rocky was checking out Edgardo and Mookie more than Michelle during the action though.

Given half the chance I would destroy John's ass

R42 There's so much shit about that gangbang and the only thing that doesn't change is that Michelle is a giant slut which I believe 100 per cent. The problem with the Fiji story is that it has incredible bitterness behind it with the castmates bonding before production and the have/have nots. Lisi having a grudge against slut Michelle makes it hard for me to believe her

Boo sort of supports the story I believe. Mookie was never mentioned either in the gangbang. Rocky is sometimes mentioned, Edgardo is always mentioned and Alex is mentioned a lot as well. Some 'sources' state she fucked them individually after being unsatisfied after the first, fucked them individually after feeeling sorry for others being left out or she flat out had a gangbang. Some say Rocky had such a tiny cock she had to look elsewhere. I'm not sure what to believe except she fucked at least two cocks but if Rocky fucked her Asian twat it would have been only to see Ed's cock.

Colby actually moved in with Probst

What caused their falling out? Probst really busted Colby's balls when he lost his alpha maleness in Heroes vs. Villains.

Skupin was just busted for possession of child porn.

I wonder what hasselbitch thinks of that.

Shane Power, I forget what season, said he had to go home because he missed his son. He had to go home cause he missed his boyfriend.

He was in the film Luster, good film.

I told this on DL a few years ago, I was at Staples in West LA about 5 years ago and I saw Colby. I went to the same aisle as him and he was checking an item on the lowest shelf and was in the position where your butt is resting on the back of your feet, so I walked by and I don't recall if he was wearing jeans, but whatever it was revealed that he had a tramp stamp tattoo above his butt cheeks. Not on the lower back, but really low near his crack.

[quote]What caused their falling out? Probst really busted Colby's balls when he lost his alpha maleness in Heroes vs. Villains.

How do you lose your alpha powers other than killing someone?

R52 Does he still have no shoulders?

Didnt Johnny Fairplay jump into Burton's arms

Speaking of Lisi, did y'all ever see this?

I always wished that Burton was gay. He seemed to have no girlfriend and he worked in marketing. And he was beautiful.

Are there any recent pics of him? I suspect he is not as hot as he was 13 years ago.

Johnny Fairplay urinated up Michelle's bum.

And didn't he shit on some woman's head when she was sleeping?

R59 He doesn't look much different than in his Survivor days. Here's a link to his facebook account.

Kathy Sleckman claimed Jason Siska is gay in a Reddit AMA. That said, she hates Jason and her only circumstantial evidence is that he went on a sailboat trip in the Caribbean with Todd Herzog and Frosti Zernow a few years ago.

Todd is openly gay, maybe he told someone he hooked up with Jason. Gossip really gets around in the Survivor player circles.

Oh and if you wanna see what past players look like and are up to today, someone on Survivor Sucks put up a comprehensive listing of their facebook profiles. The vast majority of players are on there.

Kathy said it was Chet from her season who outed Jason to her. Chet also flat-out asked Jason if he was gay and he got really pissy and offended. Plus he's denied it on Reddit.

He and Todd made a cute couple if the rumors were true.

[quote]Just did a quick google search and yes my suspicions were confirmed. He is a closet gay. He has a wife and three kids apparently, yet his instagram has more photos of him kissing his dog than his 'wife'. He also posts endlessly narcissistic selfies.

I don't know how any of that proves that he's gay. Funny how you immediately dismiss the wife and kids but think selfies and a dog are concrete evidence. Cuckoo!

Didn't Charlie from Gabon claim that Grandpa Bob wanted to spoon at night after Marcus left?

[quote]Kel Gleason seemed gay, in a military way.

Kel still looks pretty good, although I wonder if he's had work done.

That's horrible, r58. How do you get an orifice up to your wrist?

Probably, R67. Bob from Gabon was apparently a big 'ol pervert, according to Susie and Crystal.

I think Bob just has a "dirty" sense of humor. It's not like he sexually harasses people or anything. He's well liked by fellow Survivor players and by fans who've met him.

[quote]Shane Powers, I forget what season, said he had to go home because he missed his son. He had to go home cause he missed his boyfriend.

Seriously? Crazy Shane?

Recent pic of Jay Byars with Brenda Lowe. Looks kind of gaunt.

73 Holy shit, is he on drugs or something? He looks awful. And ugh, can't stand Brenda either.

I always thought Kel was very sexy. He got a raw deal on his Africa season.

Had to Google Brian Corridan, but yeah ... cookies.

Gay or not, John Kinney was hot as a whip. And treated rather badly by Probst and Burnett and that asshole Sarge character at the reunion -- like his single male life didn't live up to his lifetime of experience with the fat ass wife and kids. He looked stung and I was pissed.

Not closeted but the ONLY gay Survivor I was ever embarrassed by: Brandon in Season Three, Africa. He slinked through every minute and was an asshole to boot. Wispy jerk. Winner Todd was a great role model, on the other hand, drinking aside (and he seems to have conquered that too so good for him).

Shane Powers is a whackadoodle.

[quote]Not closeted but the ONLY gay Survivor I was ever embarrassed by: Brandon in Season Three, Africa. He slinked through every minute and was an asshole to boot.

I wasn't watching it then, but surely he wasn't as revolting as Colton Cumbie.

Spencer Duhm (Todd Herzog's ex) was closeted while he was filming but came out when his season (Tocantins) premiered. At the time he was all about being "masc" and a jock, but now he's a big old [italic]Drag Race[/italic]–loving Mary. I've always thought he was adorable.

I know he's straight, but Bobby Jon Drinkard sure does have a gay Twitter profile pic.

Bobby Jon did some modeling before and after Survivor. That profile pic is from a spread he did for Out or The Advocate. He was really pretty back then. Wonder what he looks like now.

Here's a better pic from the same photo session.

Bobby Jon hosts a show for Alabama Public Television called [italic]On the Job.[/italic] Still looks good.

I think Stephen Fishbach is the cutest thing. Gay or just Jewish?

R85 Just Jewish. He dated Courtney Yates from Survivor: China and Liz the robotic girl from this season that was aligned with Peter and got voted out early.

I thought he was cute on his original season but he didn't do much for me on Second Chances.

Jeff Varner appears to have finally dropped the bi BS and gotten himself a hot younger boyfriend.

What about Marcus Lehman and his puppy dog Charlie Herschel from the legendary onion alliance in Survivor: Gabon?

Their "bromance" (discussed at lenght on Datalounge back then) drew me into the Survior franchise. Still wished I had those clips from their Ponderosa stay.

Oops, forgot the most important thing.

Charlie got married in 2013. Not sure if he and Maaarcusssss are still friends. Their Ponderosa clips are still up on YT.

Gabon was of the more gay seasons. Charlie, Sugar is bi, and cunty hag supreme Corrine (who think gays are her pets). It was one of the more mean-spirited seasons.

His fawning of Marcus was embarrassing. Marcus was obviously straight (and even more obviously highly impressed with himself) and loved how much Charlie worshipped him.

Charlie and Marcus pitch woo in their tent under the stars:

What gay man says "hubby," R92?

r94, thanks again. It never occurred to me that they are still up.

From one of the old Philippines threads, presumably from when the cast was announced:

[quote]Pete [Yurkowski]'s Facebook page had a congratulatory message from the brother (or sister...I can't remember) of a guy that Pete dated.

Meh, I don't think Pete is gay. He is a big douchebag though.

Weren't there pictures taken of Todd and Jason swimming naked together?

Rewatching Guatemala after years and did a quick google of Jamie. Ohhh Myyy.

R99 Is that Jamie, though? Kinda hard to tell. He was very hot (I'd rank him in the top 10 hottest guys ever on the show), but seemed like a jerk on the show. He also has a twin brother.

Guatemala is an underrated season.

If they're hot, they're closeted

I don't think he's gay or closeted, but Boo Bernis is an underrated hottie. Hot and spicy Cajun stud with beautiful eyes.

OP, you know nothing about straight men. They love their dogs more than their wives.

I think the paranoia of the game got to Guatemala Jamie. He was kind of an ass, but seemed better after the game, and his fellow players seemed OK with him once he was in jury.

R100 Yes it is. I'll post some more pics. The pic is of him and Fairplay below.

R101 Sadly Jamie piled on the weight and lost most of his hotness. Still looks good, but not the level of Guatemala

R103 Ha keep telling yourself that. They can hardly flip the dog around and fuck the shit out of it that can they. No straight guy is going to put a dog above pussy.

R104 That's because he was biting Bobby Jon's neck, resting his head on his shoulder and getting to constantly touch him. He also had a weird relationship with Rafe.

Rafe said in an interview that Jamie wanted to spoon at night under the pretense of trying to stay warm.

Chris that won the Vanuatu season is fat as a hog now. Guess he spent much of his winnings on junk food.

Colby got married. His wife is hot. I thought when I saw that tramp stamp on him a few years ago that it meant he might be gay.

Still gorgeous after all these years.

Colby is a big ole mama's boy. Anyone remember the creepy reward challenge Colby and his mom (who's name is Gay!) won on his original season? Them looking loving into each others eyes while laying across from each other and the creepy, but classic shot of Gay looking at a nude Colby showering. (pictured below) There were incest jokes galore on the Survivor messages boards back then.

[quote]Colby got married. His wife is hot. I thought when I saw that tramp stamp on him a few years ago that it meant he might be gay.

Well Nev from CATFISH has a tramp stamp and comes off gayer than Richard Simmons Sweatin' to Liberace but he's married to a woman and expecting a baby. I'm betting neither one is a stranger to the love that dare not speak its name. (Nev and Colby, that is.)

Bill from the One World season has came out as bisexual.

In the pre game of Game Changers Tai wanted to make a gay alliance and thought Malcolm was gay. Does Malcolm ping for any of you?

Not really, r113, though I could see him being open to a bro-job on occasion. Maybe the long hair and hippie-granola schtick confused old Tai.

Malcolm dates women.

I always liked Ken, the cop from Thailand (S5). He was a NYC cop, and Thailand was filmed right after 9/11, so I thought he might get a sympathy win, but no such luck. Can't find any trace of him on social media.

I also liked Matty, the hippy dude on Gabon.

Cunty Corrine said on her Reddit Ask Me Anything that Malcolm only dates Asian women.

R115 Ken was very good looking when he was on the show, but did something to his face to make it look strange soon afterwards. He looked like wax version of his former self.

Porn star Savanna Samson said that he approached her about doing a celebrity sex tape with him, but she didn't like they way he pitched it, and said no.

I love cunt Corrine R116. Was listening to her podcast and she took great delight in revealing that Kat from one world has had four abortions. Slut with a capital S. I guess she's never heard of birth control.

Ken looks so plastic and creepy there.

r116- his eyebrows are tragic.

Kat has had some weird plastic surgery. She claims she's a fitness junkie instead of the other kind. Either way, she looks horrible.

Not surprised about the abortions. She has to be one of the dumbest contestants ever, if not the dumbest.

I've forgotten most of the Survivors right after their seasons aired. The most handsome Survivor to me was Tom the fireman. I forget his season but he was one fine ass silver fox. I think he came back for another season, and I remember some sparks flying between he and Colby.

Who the fuck watches old episodes of Survivor?

I heard Jonny Fairplay say there was a rumor that a survivor winner received fellatio Fromm mitchell from Australian Outback. Which winner was it?

That's hot r106. Jamie then was hot. Jamie now unfortunately is not.

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