Do you think Beyonce secretly resents that Blue Ivy Carter is ugly?

You would think a narcissistic, perfectionist mother would accept only a flawless child.

Ugh, it has Jay-Z's face. But B had to know that was a risk.

If you fuck Jay Z, you don't delude yourself his kid would be beautiful.

Think of the hell the child would get if she were prettier than her mother.

Meanwhile, I see many rhinoplasties and hair straightening burns in the poor child's future.

Kanye must be delighted he's finally 'created' something better than Jay Z.

She takes comfort in knwing they can afford plastic surgery when Blue hits 10.. and also in knowing she didn't birth her.

Did she really think she could combine her genes with that genetic mistake of a husband and get a cute kid tho? She had to know this would happen.

Op, you are a sicko. Watch yourself

Find a safehouse op. They're coming for you.

Aw, look at the white homos calling a little black girl ugly. What a fucking site this is.

Aw, look at you calling gays 'homos'. What a homophobic people you are.

This thread is why some smart celebs refuse to have their children's picture taken. OP is an asshole.

I just realized if Rumer Willis had a jaw reduction surgery, she would be smoking hot.

If we can talk about Teresa Giudice's hellspawn we can certainly talk about Joe Camel's baby.

Don't count Blue Ivy out yet in the looks department. Could anyone have imagined that girls who grew up to look like their father Steven Tyler would be beautiful?

I agree that these threads are tasteless and unnecessary, but sad truth is OP is just saying what most of us are thinking.

Let's hope she doesn't end up like Bobbi Kristina.

Awww she is ugly but perhaps her looks will improve with age. They can't get any worse tbh.

R18 The uproar feels funny and hypocritical given how many bitchy and offensive (for sensitive souls) posts are made on DL on a daily basis.

She's not ugly nor is she beautiful. She looks like an average child.

The kids not that ugly. Is it supposed to be a boy or girl?

C'mon, look at the sweetness in those eyes. She's fine.

Since the kid is neither hers nor her husband's, Bey shouldn't take its ugliness perfectly. It's not the first time someone paid for a purebred and ended up with a mutt. Of course she can't sue, because that's not a secret she wants publicized. So she'll wait until it's seven or so and start having it worked on.

Are grown men actually debating the looks of a toddler and caller her 'Ugly' and 'it'??? Who's really the ugly one?

That baby girl is ugly. Has nothing to do with race. Just ugly. Jay Z is hideous and the poor kid got his dominant genes. Little North, on the other hand, has some of both parents and will emerge from childhood attractive.

A friend of mine has the same exact situation . Shes pretty ,her husband is cute , but the girl came out with her dads face . And it doesn't work on a girl . Just like this poor baby .

I don't think about what Beyonce thinks of her child.

Jay Z ugly as a child, uglier as an adult.

r13, you're damn right I am, against your kind everyday of the week. Fuck you and your kind, which is ugly.

My father is a very handsome man and my sister got his looks and was a model. I take after my beautiful blonde mother. My brother is a mix of both.Ha! No fuglies in my family. Girls tend to take after their fathers. Ladies don't marry no rich ugly men for your future daughters sake.

Jay and his daughter both look like they have Down's syndrome.

Even Blue Ivy is scared of her dads fugly face.

R31 So why black homophobic fraus like you are coming here? Unless you're a masochist.

Whitney Houston who was a gorgeous black woman had Bobbi Christina with Bobby brown. Fugly Bobby fugly Bobbi. Halle Berry's mother is a fat ugly white woman and her father is a handsome black man......Halle came out looking good. Daughters look like their fathers.

You don't know who the fuck I am. I will defend a little black girl from white homos who want to destroy this child's spirit.

As crazy as he was, I can kind of see where Michael Jackson was coming from when he got his children to wear masks when they left the house.

In forty years, she'll make a great Amanda Waller.

Blue Ivy's billions will keep her company and drowning in hot men for the rest of her life. Or she could just do the Invanka Trump think and build a brand new face.

God is very merciful. Otherwise he would instantly strike some people down and send them straight to hell for the evil things they say and do. Smh

That's the thing, R36, genetics is a crapshoot. Look at Cindy Crawford's little clone.

I doubt that Blue Ivy is reading DL, R37. Unhinged much?

R12

How do you know it was the 'white homos' ? Maybe is was a black homo or a black hetero .. .. ..

She does take after Jay, sadly.

However, it's too early to tell what she'll look like in the future. Besides plastic surgery, sometimes the features do end up fitting the face and it all turns out okay. Let us pray.

She can pull a Kylie Jenner and be just fine. Hell, just like Jenner, she'll say it wasn't surgery - only puberty - and legions of her families fans will believe it and spend hours online eviscerating anyone who says otherwise.

[quote]I will defend a little black girl from white homos who want to destroy this child's spirit.

This is the new thing huh? I keep seeing this everywhere, people seem to think prefacing anything with "white" gives them carte blanche to be bigots.

They do the same thing to tear down women - they know it looks bad to attack "women's rights" head on, but will tear anything they do down by using "white feminist".

she looks like Beyonce when she was a toddler

She may be Jay's but she ain't Bey's.

Jay Z looks like Joe the camel so I don't know what she was expecting.

I open these threads looking for wit and humor. Can someone point me to that thread? This is a new low for DL.

The kid has JayZ lips eeuw

Now I defenetly start believing the birthers

It will have a billion dollars at its disposal for cosmetic procedures, wigs, dentition, etc,

DataLounge -- a place for white gay stormfronters.

You do realize that blackies belong to a minority right?

"Even with al l (of) the money in the world at your fingertips when you're young, there's still only so much a surgeon can do. I know. I know very well. . . . . . "

[quote] Datalounge -- a place for gay storm troopers

Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?

Rumer Willis HAD the chin shaved and she's still fug. The PR machine is in full force though and you must believe she is beautiful and talented!

Wow. Picking get on a child, OP?

Calling her "it", r1?

Keep it classy, fags.

Sorry she is fug, but don't worry they will "fix" that. Plastic surgery in her future.

"Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?"

When it's white children the racial element doesn't come up much. Some people just need the slightest opportunity and it goes right to "Please don't let them be...."---because if they are, it becomes the central part of the discussion. Otherwise, when celebrities or perpetrators are white, it gets talked about based on the facts or "if he's cute".

[quote]Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?

Seriously... why doesn't anyone give a fuck when people talk about us??????

R59, don't you have something to boycott?

I dont see white celebrity spawn being referred to as "it", fags.

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Post a photo of a tiny child who can't defend herself and say she's ugly?

DL I love you

This thread makes me sick.

The title should be -

[bold]The kid is black- of course she's ugly![/bold]

You people represent the reason "normal" people hate "us".

I love the humor here. I found this place just out of high school (20 years ago) but threads like this are just evil.

R67 is a professional victim. No one said black people are ugly. Everyone agrees Beyoncé is beautiful, though we may agree to disagree about her talent.

So, you should respond to what people say, rather than what you want to pretend they said.

Threads like this make me glad gay bashing is still somewhat accepted around the world. Evil fags get what evil fags so richly deserve.

BeYAWNce always seems to take photos of the kid in silhouette. That was the first tip off. Poor thing.

Who wants to visit

'Fun, Sunny Uganda ...........'

Sometimes I think there are professional trolls who work tirelessly, including here, to divide us and stir up racial anger. Look at the number of threads here that lead to this same bullshit...repeatedly. Some aren't even thinly veiled anymore.

[quote] When it's white children the racial element doesn't come up much.

What's "the racial element" in saying beyonce's kid is ugly? We've been saying Rumer Willis, Lourdes, Rocco, Sadie and others are ugly since they were paraded before cameras by their parents. Not to mention Tom Cruise's spawn who must be about 12 years now, still being carried around by her mother.

And what about the Downton abbey thread where everyone remarks upon Marigold looking "special"?

There's no "racial element" here. Beyonce's kid is as ugly as all the white kids are.

Or R71, how about Russia?

r62, we do speak of Teresa and her girls. The baby, Alopecia, is the only cute one however ironic her name is. Seriously, Teresa needs to have her hairline raised by at least half an inch, maybe more. The same with the girls.

I wonder If people boycotting this thread and attacking OP have never say something bad about the kids they encountered IRL

Learn how to read cocksucker at R75. We know you bitches talk about us. Where's the outrage for us monkeys?!?!?!

In truth, I've never seen a white kid as ugly as Blue Ivy. But I make fun of the ugly kids regardless of race or gender.

R7, please, J is not a genetic mistake. How dare you! The correct term is 'genetic Chernobyl'. Step it up, son.

BeYonce would like to think that everything she does is extraordinary. Baby must be a real letdown.

R11, thanks for link. I was hoping Apple Martin would be mentioned and that's WITH her bigger crossed eye fixed! They saved her for last and didn't disappoint.

With a name like Blue, what do you expect ?

Why do the orangutans get so upset over anything negative said about this shrill no-talent hack? She didn't even give birth to that ugly child. Beyonce is the most overrated famous person ever to walk the planet. She's overwhelmingly average and lacking in intellect. Her crazy ghetto fans make the 40 and 50 something year old Madonna looney-loos seem normal by comparison.

And I cannot believe the name Alexa Joel hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet.

R79, you go March yourself right up to the top of this thread, young gayling.Two words; Minnie Driver.

Someone on here needs to stop talking to themselves and bringing up the race card.

Your racial preoccupation is in full swing, again. I thought I told you to get therapist, Chicago.

Alexa Ray Joel looks fine. She grew into her looks. And I'm sure some nips and tucks helped.

Forget average looking Beyonce. So language has a nicer face but Grand Mama must be dying. Yawnce's mother is stunningly beautiful. Imagine how she must feel about her recessive gift genes getting diluted with Joe Camel Now that is heartbteak & disappointment.

Kimye's kids are stunning with exotic beautiful features...Blue he looks like Jay Z enough said!

Bailee Madison as a child:

[quote]Alexa Ray Joel looks fine. She grew into her looks. And I'm sure some nips and tucks helped.

"Some" nips and tucks? She practically had a full-face transplant!

Who the fuck is Bailee Madison, and why are you randomly linking to a pic of her?

Imagine Brad Pitt & Angelina gotta be feeling it with poor fug Zahara. You know it kills Jolie.

But yeah, Blue is at the shallow end of the gene pool. It's a travesty. Guess. It's true..can't have everything.

Whoever posted the accident/cemetery post. I was shocked but then laughed so hard at the sheer brilliance and wit. Thank you. That was actually better than sex. I swear. Better than sex.

Bailee today: Much prettier than whenshe was younger, R93

OMG, stop. No doubt Beyonce has had work done, no doubt her wig game is sometimes off, but also no doubt she is naturally very beautiful.

R91, she definitely had at least a nose job, but in that 2nd pic she's contoured like a Kardashian so it's not really a fair comparison. This is how she looks with more normal makeup:

R94 Zahara is a lot prettier than their weird looking fish-lipped bio kids.

Post-surgery Alexa Joel is quite pretty. She's an example of good plastic surgery.

I don't think the kid is ugly. If she has another, I hope she won't pretend she is pregnant again.

Nah, Zahara isn't prettier She WAS prettier than the twins in their early years. Everyone whispered FAS, even DS. But luckily Brad's pretty genes came to the rescue * they're shaping up just fine. Maddox is turning strange looking and that Pax, weird looking kid but he's coming into his own. At least Zahara has nice body proportions and it could work out as her bio mom is gorg. But sorry, we have Jay Zero in this equation I'm afraid all is lost.

Let us bow her heads in prayer

As in, pray for a miracle.

Beyonce had some serious low hangers prior to the operation.

Funny as hell and it looks like a colored up (from b&w print) image from 1930 @ post # 34

R96, she's pretty Just pretty WITH all the tweaks. Shell never be exotic like Solanange or balls to the wall beautiful like her mother.

Gurlfrien,

I got one look at my baby and the nurse drive me over to Aunt Rebbe's condo in Compton and just left it at her door.

Now you didn't hear that from me, no you did not. You did not hear that from me. Nuhh-uhh.

I bet op thinks Adam Sandler's kids are the epitome of beauty.

Because R108 is not one to gossip!

Madonna has got to feel the sting and having guilt ridden doubts of regret over Rocco with Guy. Kid looks like a damn chimney sweep straight outta Liverpool. Loudest was a gorgeous off the hook beauty at age 5 and look what happened. Well looking on the bright side her two younger kids are fine and will grow up damn fine for sure.

Because R108 is not one to gossip!

Madonna has got to feel the sting and having guilt ridden doubts of regret over Rocco with Guy. Kid looks like a damn chimney sweep straight outta Liverpool. Loudest was a gorgeous off the hook beauty at age 5 and look what happened. Well looking on the bright side her two younger kids are fine and will grow up damn fine for sure.

R109, no OP is also R11 with the link to Sandler's notorious child. Stop talking to yourself. You're not gonna 'win' with your race baiting Go to Femailed First for that Don't make me tell you again.

"Blue Ivy's billions will keep her company and drowning in hot men for the rest of her life."

She will call it the Blue Ivy League.

I see a 74 year old Boca Raton matron named Phoebe just waiting to spring forth !

The baby is so ugly when she was born and the doctor had a look at her, the doctor slapped her parents instead

^^^ Sad vaudeville trombones

The baby is so ugly when they took her to the bank, someone had to turn off the security camera.

R116/R120, I sure hope you're not trying to funny and are deliberately dredging up those un-funny, dated jokes.

If they have a son next, I bet he will take his mother's good looks. Life is unfair like that. Really sucks for the girl. Imagine being the daughter of Beyonce and having to look.. like that. It is Whitney and Bobbi Kristina all over again but hopefully without the waterworks.

Did anyone notice North's Photoshop nose job in the Christmas 2015 picture? I don't if they did anything to the other kids but that nose is glaring when you compare it a picture of her real nose, which is perfectly fine.

Could she be swapped at birth ?

The kid doesn't just take from Jay Z. She looks like her mother's family too. Don't be fooled by the Loreal filters, bleach creams, and massive blonde wig crypt. The bitch obliterated every trace of a Negro feature on her body and tries to claim she is part French (*snort*) but one look at Papa Knowles and that Afro on Solange tells the true story.

That poor baby got utterly bitch-slapped by genetics. You could direct traffic through those nostrils. It's like Jay Z impregnated himself and Bey just told the press that it was a corroborative effort. Maybe she'll grow into her features...

Daddy didn't, but perhaps she'll handle the torch a little bit better.

Between her, Apple, Melanoma, Neuroblastoma, and all the other My Little Peculiarity members, the future yearbooks for the children of Hollywood will be about as aesthetically-appealing as a cleft lip catalog.

I was thinking maybe if she could have an amazing singing voice it might distract from the ugly. But realized who the parents are. Again. Dumb luck for Blue Ivy.

Little North is gorgeous. But why do they insist on dressing her all in black? It looks ridiculous on a small child. I can't stand when narcissistic parents try to make their kids into mini-mes and dress them up like little adults (see Celine's twins dressed like mob bosses at their father's funeral--just stupid).

That said, I'll bet Kourtney is seething over the fact that her daughter Penelope is so plain compared to North.

Op, stop beating around the bush. This iwhat you really want to say, isn't it?

They can cast another one. I mean, this one was the product of a casting call.

SHAME ON YOU. You are trashing a little kid's looks. That's a shame. Shame on you.

Beyonce is beautiful? I guess, if you like cockeyed women.

OP, this was one of the most unpleasant threads of late.

But that was your intent, so I guess you struck paydirt.

DL has reached a new low.

Ugly kid=good looking adult

Cute kid = ugly adult

Think of all the child actors who grew up to be weird looking...she might end up better than you think.

You must be new to DL, R136, if you think this is a "new" low.

I don't think that child is ugly, either. Most babies and toddlers have kind-of mushy, unformed features. I think she's cute.

that always happens when an attractive woman marries an ugly man: see Christie Brinkley, Salma Hayek, Demi Moore, etc.

You think Bruce Willis is ugly?

Kanye isn't even ugly.

Funny, Blue actually looks cute at R131.

R143 Depends on the angle.

Kanye is hardly cute. He looks like he's hiding pork chops in his jaw. They should thank the devil they pray to that the kid didn't end up with that.

R124 I see nothing wrong with that.

R145

Kanye always looks like he's suffering from an abscessed tooth.

A beautiful baby often turns into an ugly adult and an ugly baby can be a beautiful adult, wise up assholes. Besides if that baby was smiling. It would be pretty.

Jay Z is no beauty.

This thread has a serious frau infestation.

Thread closed.

In honesty the baby looks very much like her mother too.

None of Brad and Angie's children will be as pretty as Angie or as anorexic, I hope.

We've picked on the Willis girls and other white spawn for years and that's one thing but once you say something about a black child it's RACIST ? You people, and yes I mean you people really need to stop overusing that word. You've cried wolf once too often.

R126 look at the frizz-fro on poor Blue Ivy. Never mind genetics, which cant be changed, but you can at least comb & style your kid's hair.

R126...Honey , in the black world that's considered " good " hair . If not for her unfortunate nose ,she'd be fine . But when black people get nose jobs , it rarely looks right . Most white peoples nose jobs don't either . you can ALWAYS tell when someones had one .

MERYL STREEP SHAME ON YOHU FOR BRINGING FOUR OF THE UGLIEST PEOPLE TO HAVE EVER BEEN BORN. ON THIS PLANET.

Louisa Gummer is beautiful. Henry Gummer and the other two girls are cute. No pretty child is ever going to come out of Jay-Z. Did Jessica Biel ever kick out her baby? That one too could end up homely.

JESSICA BIEL is not that good looking. She's got an old face for a young woman. Her face looks 50.

Beyonce is French-Acadian and distantly related to Beiber, Madonna, Avril and Celine.

The Acadiana were drummed out of Canada by the English and settled in N'Orleans.

Being has a horse face and too radical a nosejob. Same applies to Christie Turlington.

Sell out or Stephenie Seymour Syndrome. Sell your cooch to the highest bidder for financial security and jet set lifestyle in contrast to your future childrens' genetic makeup. Money can always be made. Good genetics are an innate gift. Go for money on your 3rd marriage after menopause.

R162 Most straight men, rich ones especially wouldn't want a post menopausal woman. Many lose most, if not all of their sex drive after menopause.

Cute photo r151 That's the family matriarch in 2 generations - Jay-Z mixed with Beyonce and RI RI to offset the ugly.

And gay men wonder why they're lonely-this thread is proof that the devil is real.

Some 'thing' posted that the Willis kids are made fun of around here-As if that makes it right. This child can't be more than three years old- imagine the calcified insides of a thing that would make fun of her...there are no words for low life like that!

Recently an eight year old white child lost her looks and her entire family in a horrific fire. Thousands of dollars worth of donations and gifts poured in for this child. Do you know what she did with the gifts? She gave them all away to other children 'less' fortunate than her! Imagine losing your entire family and being horribly disfigured but thinking of others!! That CHILD is more beautiful and worth more than any of the soulless 'adult 'bitches that post terrible things about a baby...

And Stephanie made out fine with the gamble she took. Her kids are attractive even though her rich husband is a troll.

She's as cute as any other 3-year-old. I don't know, I have baby face-blindness. They all look the same to me.

Too soon to tell with the daughter, but she looks cute. Will probably turn out to be a stunner too.

She's get rid of the kid and switch her with someone else soon enough.

It's weird all the hate for a child that has not even done anything. Hate the camel and the beast-yonce all you want but leave their child out of it.

r169 i wish your parents had done the same to you

R165

There's a real domestic talking !

Good lord, I never bought into the whole "Fraus have invaded DL" thing until now.

She's not reading the website. On the off-chance that she happens to stumble upon it 10 years from now, she'll either have grown into her features or gotten plastic surgery, so it won't matter anyhow.

The pearl-clutch-to-humor ratio in this thread has been truly depressing to watch.

Zahara is going to be a stunner. Did you see the pics of her in the Panda movie premier last week?

She looks amazing.

OP is twisted and demented. Who thinks something so evil?

And OP is the type of person that gets upset call him names because he's an effeminate white gay

Why are black people the first to blame everything on white people? and resorting to misogyny and homophobia. This won't make you feel superior or right.

Is Beyoncé even the bio mother? That baby bump was faked. And if celebrities don't wan to be teased about their ugly children, they should be neutered and spayed.

r177 so no offspring from you then Barbara?

WTF is will all the sensitivity? Grief, the kid looks like Jz and is hideous. Get your heads out.

I don not understand why black folks all seem to find Jay Z unattractive. Is he a beautiful man? No, But he is not anywhere close to ugly to me(white woman.) I think he has an interesting face, and he has acquired a fabulous sense of style. He is usually beautifully dressed in very tasteful clothing which reeks of understated money. And he is a successful and powerful man; which is a very enticing combo to most women. I have had this conversation with my black gfs, and they simply LOATHE him and see nothing appealing about him. Considering their disdain for BM who choose to swirl, I would think that his partnership with Bey would give him a brownie point or two. Unh unh. One friend swears that he cannot view himself in a mirror because he is a demon.

R180 The better question is, why is a heterosexual woman doing on DL?

Bite me R180. I've been here for six years, and I bet I have ten times more W&Ws than you.

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Kanye's jaw is misshapen due to a car accident. It is not going to be inherited (thankfully).

she must know...Ivy is no North West

I'm pretty sure OP's photo was altered by MTO to make Blue Ivy appear less than cute. She does look like Bey when she was a baby. I have a feeling she'all end up looking like her Aunt, basement baby.

Blue Iv's hair is so ghetto

Too much Jay not enough Bey

I have seen these animals at the zoo.

Jay-z is unattractive because his features are greatly out of proportion to each other. His lips and nose are too big for his pin head and he has beady eyes. It's just an unforgivable combination. And yes the money does coverup a lot, but that face is still there.

The kid is theirs. Anyway the kid would genetically be theirs whether Beyonce carried her or not. I mean it was her egg and is camel sperm. But my theory about the bump was that Beyonce was wearing one to conceal the actual delivery date to throw the press off. In pictures when she was pregnant she would be big and then small. In the controversial bump video I think she was wearing a prosthetic to make her look much further along than she actually was.

R165 you are a total cunt get off the datalounge!

That poor niglet is horrid, yuck!

R191 Genius!! And I really, really mean that. The prosthetic bump as a means of confusing the media is a theory I have yet to hear....and it makes so much sense.

Of course, jealous bitches prefer the more scandalous explanation of a surrogate.

R183 This is a very unfortunate face. But again, her father looks like an ogre. I guess it's true daughters take after fathers.

Why would she resent her daughter?! She knew the deal when she got knocked up by that camel-faced ghoul of a husband.

Every time I look at Jay-Z's tragic face I think how unlucky his toilet is, vile.

You racists are only calling that girl and her father ugly because they don't conform to the typical white beauty standards you've been brainwashed with your entire lives!

I get the sarcasm, but I think you are tight. And I am white and anything but a SJW. They are "ugly" if what you find "beautiful" is Christie Brinkley and Brad Pitt. It's reminiscent of the little bushman in "The Gods Must Be Crazy" who could not believe how ugly the blond Afrikaner women was(with hair like cobwebs.) We are conditioned to define beauty and ugliness based on criteria within our own social milieu, and there's nothing wrong with that.. What is wrong is declaring someone who possesses none of the pleasing features we favor ugly. It's crass, unkind and ultimately it reflects poorly on he making the judgment. It's quite "Trumpesque." Get it?

Wow, R199. So did you get an "A" in the freshman Sociology class you took in the fall?

I amit it was trite. Touche muthafuckka.

Im white and I never thought either of them were particularly interesting ,R199 . Ugly is ugly,no matter what the race . Even black people think that poor baby is ugly,were they "conditioned" as well ?

Those black people were conditioned with "internalized racism" R202.

Don't believe your own eyes people, they deceive you. Only believe the SJW's, like R203, when they tell you what is attractive and what is not. Only THEY hold the wisdom of the ages.

Please. All of these black and white unattractive girls will have plastic surgery, fillers, prosthetic chins/jaws/breasts and wigs available to them.. They'll be fine looking. None of them is as strange looking as Rumer Willis.

The universe never built Jay-Z for fame and fortune, it created him to be a knife wielding drug dealer, which he was, quite successfully, but he broke out of that thanks to the scourge of rap, and hit the ground running. That "face" of his is like a steaming pile of shit on a hot summer street, every piece is wrong, like a ghetto Picasso. Never the less he made that hammock mug work, and his ten inch penis turned out good girl Beyoncé and produced the woeful little beast we're chatting about today, she'll be fine though, the SJW reality we've fallen into will promote her to queen.

End Times is real y'all!

Again with the black butthurt. Beyonce sucks and Baby Camel Face is FUGLY. Go back to the ghetto, bitches.

I find it quite wonderful that things like that can occur R207. You put it quite well. "like a ghetto Picasso." But Picassos are very beautiful to many. I think Jay Z 's face is masculine and interesting, and as a woman married to a conventionally handsome man, sometimes "interesting" can be more attractive than cookie cutter pretty. Think Patti Smith...ugly to some, but unforgettable to others. I'd be quite open to a romantic interlude with Hova in a different life.

Beyoncé does not suck. She's definitely more style than substance though. And this has nothing to do with racism as the most shade she gets is from black female singers with more talent but less in the looks department.

She sang an Aretha song at the Lincoln Center tribute to Aretha and the camera went to Aretha and you could just FEEL the scorn! Aretha was like "please don't!"

R209 is a moderately attractive, slightly overweight white woman who wants to get splintered by Mandingo shafts, and the mulatto baby she'll spawn after her gaping will be even more grotesque than wee Ivy Bleech.

I've always heard the term "hard-faced" for girls that look like blue ivy. the willis-moore girls, Salma Hayek's kid, Sandler's kid plain old ugly. Charlotte Gainsbourg and her sister. Bobbi Kristina...... on and on.

Ahhh, you flatter me R212.

Jay Z would be ugly if he was white-maybe even more so, because broad features on whites look even more odd. Some people just do not have a cute face. It has nothing to do with race. There are fine black men with broad noses but Jay aint one of them. For example, Usher is darker and has a broader nose than Jay, but he is much more attractive. Beyonce should have linked up in a PR relationship with him instead. That way cute babies could have been part of the package.

All the women on Jay Z's side looks like this.

[quote]At least Zahara has nice body proportions and it could work out as her bio mom is gorg.

How the hell do you know what Zahara's bio-mom looks like?

I thought St. Angie's brown kids were all orphans? True orphans, that is, unlike Vadge's son whom she stole from his father.

Does that fucking ugly ass kid have moustache in OPs pic? Must be the Kardashian part.

Maybe you should look at the mother as well.

My God, Salma Hayek's daughter looks like a middle-aged male dwarf!

Wtf is that shit on the top of her forehead -- is it just wispy fine hairs? If so, why are they brushed down like that?

R217, a UK journalist interviewed her with 2 pics. Supposedly she was raped. It annoys black loons that they weren't privy to this info. But yeah, she's a bona-fide beauty.

Sheer poetry at r207. Bravo.

R220 lol. I have that too, but not that bad. It's called baby hair, which is another way of saying short textured fine hair. Found in basically any race other than white. It's a Motherfucker to have, because there isn't anything you could do with it.

Ok, some of you people are remarkably retarded when it comes to procreation.

Let's say I'm a beautiful woman who doesn't want to ruin my figure, but I want to have a baby. Easy. First, I go to a fertility doctor. I take hormones which cause me to produce a lot of eggs. My husband jacks into a cup and his sperm are added to my eggs to make embryos. One or more embryos are implanted into a healthy woman's uterus. This woman is the surrogate mother. It's rent-a-womb.

My husband and I are the biological parents. It's DNA is half mine (the egg) and half husband (sperm).

Stop saying the child is not Beyonce's. It's her egg. It's her kid. It's just being carried by someone else. But the child does not have any of the surrogate mother's DNA. It's 100% Beyoncé and Jay's kid.

Wait a minute. How do you know Jay Z has a ten inch penis, r207??

yeah r207, I thought kanye had the 10inch. I never heard that jz was packing.

Oh Jay Z IS packin'. Even his biggest detractors do not deny that he has been majorly blessed. Kanye? I have no idea.

You have to wonder why someone like r224 is so invested in these two marginally talented nitwits

R228 I'm not R224, but I must defend him/her. Jay and Beyonce are huge cultural icons whether you like it or not. That doesn't mean that they are spectacularly talented or special, but when someone inspires a new religion(Beyonce) one has to concede that that person is a pretty big deal among the masses. And I'll bet that there is someone you are invested in who many of us would not consider worthy of such attention. It's just a matter of taste. Personally I think Jay Z is a terrific writer and I love the sound of his voice. Beyonce? Meh.

Beyonce inspired a new religion? Seriously? There's no end to mental illness in the Bey-hive. Cultural icons? No. The two of them are over. Cher and Madonna are cultural icons.

"There's no end to mental illness in the Bey-hive. Cultural icons?"

Said another way, they ALWAYS have Bey in their bonnets.

R29 has a point. Celebrity culture is its own religion for many Americans and figures like Beyoncé might as well be demigods based on the depth of devotion and admiration from their fans.

Jay-z is ugly. R.Kelly is a rapist. P.diddy likes little boys. Miguel is hot. Trey Songz is hot.

Aidsy Diddy is the ultimate DL Queen, and a nasty piece of work. Beyoncé is mentally retarded and needs big time handlers in private, Jay-Z is indeed a golem, but extremely generous, quietly has changed many people's lives with a check, he's in constant guilt over his past. They have a caring romance, but he goes on and off with a series of affairs, because his wife does not comport in a normal daily manner. She's kept like a veal until they start prepping her for a tour, then it's 24/7 rehearsals.

R235 At the risk of you beating me over the head with the stupid stick, what exactly do you mean by "Aidsy Diddy?" Is it what it looks like? Do you know something?

I agree completely with your appraisal of Jigga and Bey, as well as his generosity. I would take him eight days a week and twice on Sunday over Puffy....but that's not saying much.

R236 He demands the bareback in his liaisons, his stable comply.

What a selfish prick. What a self centered prick.

So all the ladies on Jacky Jasper who talk constantly about Puffy "bending over" for everyone in Hollywood have it wrong? He's a giver and not a taker? T'would explain his seemingly good health at 40+ after years of sexual Caligula-ness.

I doubt beyonce thinks much at all to be fair to her

If Beyonce was any dumber she'd have to be watered daily.

Blue Ivy is not cute and the name is horrible too...possibly worse than Nori North West.

Like it would kill them to name their ugly brat Melanie or Jane or something normal like that.

If you lay down with Joe Camel you wake up with lung cancer. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

If I were her, I would adopt.

Blue already has Beyonces best feature, her eyes and eyebrows. Wouldn't surprise me if she grows in to her features and outshines them all.

She named the kid after a plant.

Suspect they're working on major plastic surgery before her 10th birthday.

I think Blue Ivy is a beautiful name.

If ever there was a head that would benefit from the Zika virus...

R248, you are medicine. Laughed so hard. This thread is better than sex or a foot massage.

When Bey falls in a few years, it's gonna be epic! Saddled with a fug kid, junkie soon to be ex. Oh! Hopefully Solanange will outshine her. Oh, please God. I'll tell you why it'll be epic because there is something very, very wrong with a person who would wear an outfit highlighting her tree trunk shapeless legs. They're like the kind of legs you see on old diabetics or autistic people. How could you, in front of the world. No less? I mean, there are dancers behind you with normal bodies further making it apparent. So, no matter what "my people" tell me, I have these things called eyes and a mirror. That's how you know this bitch is off her rocker. Then she's shocked and hurt when the world notices and comments. Well, good for her and I don't feel bad in the least. Don't try to fool us Your body, your extentions, your husband and your kid are just plain ugly. Very few have it all and you ain't one of them.

Yikes, with all that money you'd think they could buy Blue Ivy some smiling lessons. "No, sweetie, that's a smirk." Having her flanked by two much cuter kids probably wasn't the best move even if they were forced to remain expressionless.

I don't care much for Beyonce but her kid is actually cute in this video. You're pretty harsh, R251.

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Did Beyonce and Gwyneth bond over their in common spawning of fugly kids? Enquiring minds want to know.

Did Beyonce and Gwyneth bond over their in common spawning of fugly kids? Enquiring minds want to know.

Wait...do you hear that? What's that sound? The heat isn't coming up. Sound like bees buzzing But it's the dead of winter.

Ooh.

Soon I'll need to find a volkswagon beetle with no rust. Air tight.

Image at R551. Why are they even trying to gussie that thing up? Lipstick. Pig.

[quote] I don't care much for Beyonce but her kid is actually cute in this video. You're pretty harsh, R251

Are you kidding? There are people calling her ugly, saying she'd benefit from a dose of the Zika virus, but I'm harsh? Please. That kid looks smug as fuck which isn't cute on any kid. I didn't even say she was an ugly kid, just that the other two are much cuter which they actually are. You know what might have been nice in this supposed celebration of blackness? Having three little girls smiling and not using two girls as furniture to flank Blue Ivy. But, I guess Beyonce is trying to relive her Destiny's Child glory days through her child and got her her own Kelly and Michelle.

Beyoncé would never stand for her daughter to be prettier than her. I think she switched babies before she left the hospital.

If you're going to splash you kid's pictures all over the internet, prepare yourself for some pretty heavy backlash. Beyoncé is crueler to that kid than any one at DL could ever be.

Wait, R251...that's a pic of three female children? One on right looks like a little boy in the face, too.

Ok clicked on link. Bey really made sure Ivy's lighter skin tone is made obvious by the comparison. Can't wait for this empty headed tree trunk thighed no talent bimbo to hit the skids.

Maybe what 251 mentions is the problem. Maybe it's that every picture of that child I've seen looks like she has resting bitch face. There is never a full smile - ever - just a permanent scowl. No one looks good like that. Maybe she's cute if she smiles.

North West never ever smiles and she is criticized. Blue Ivy smirks and she is criticized. Y'all are mean as snakes.

She's cute, and she will grow into her head.

I've seen many pictures of North smiling. She is a gorgeous little girl.

R241 wait till they have another one and this time being a boy OMG

So what if her pics show she's scowling? She's a fucking child! She doesn't know any better. Maybe she smiles when there aren't paparazzis around. If I were a kid and I had all these paps taking pics and blinding me with their cameras flashed, I would be scowling too.

"when he fuck me I take his ass to red lobster" TRASH!!!! Learn to pluralize you people!

Tonight on the news it was reported that Red Lobster has experienced a HUGE bump from the video and attendant publicity. Red Lobster has officially changed the name of their famous biscuits to "Beyonce's Cheddar Biscuits."

R271, keep it coming. You guys are delivering. Such a fan of this thread and thanks OP!

Blue Ivy looks like a small Jay Z with a wig and dress on.

R224 is merely describing current reproductive technology, not any fandom for either Jay Z or whatshername.

. People in this thread think "surrogacy" automatically means the woman who carries the baby is the bio mother of the child. Not true. Some surrogates are the bio mother, some surrogates are not the bio mother.

If a woman is older and doesn't produce eggs good enough to produce a pregnancy, then she can hire a surrogate and the husband and wife use the egg of the surrogate, or the egg of another donor. The wife's eggs aren't usable.

But if the mother is young and has a child via surrogacy because she doesn't want to lose her figure, the egg used will be hers. Her eggs are fine; she just wants to rent someone else's uterus in which to place the egg.

So a "surrogate mother" isn't necessarily the bio mother of the child. Sometimes, the surrogate is only the rent-a-uterus for the wife's egg. It's doubtful that a power couple who rents a uterus to incubate their child would use any sperm or eggs other than their own. They're just looking to spare the wife's body any stress or fat.

Gwyneth hid Apples' face at SB, just showing back of head. Now she's using hair to hide Apple's wonky, crossed eye inherited from the Paltrows. So transparent. Her daughter's actual eye orbs are different in size. Wonder how many more surgeries are needed?

R275: would it have been helpful to post a photo where you can actually SEE her allegedly two different sized orbs?

I don't know how Gwyneth shows her face in the media with all of her failures.

She tries to pretend she's better than everyone but the average person is better looking, better educated and doesn't have a genetic disaster crotch dropping with wonky, far apart eyes. That kid is unfortunate looking and deformed in the face.

I would die and hide, Gwyneth.

Paltrow, heads up! You ain't pretty enough to go without makeup. Funny that YOU think you are. Amusing.

Seems like Bey is the only one with lucky genes in her family

R279, did ya ever get a load of real Bey in those early Destiny Child vids. Girl is a 6, tops.

The real resentment here should come from being named "Blue Ivory."

Could these celebs make it a little more obvious that these kids are accessories?

With no makeup and hairstyling, Beyonce isn't as attractive as she is fully glammed up.

Time will tell if she has another baby and it's equally as hideous.

Blue Ivy, r281. It sounds like a comic book villian.

Beyonce is pretty, but common looking...a girl-next-door type.

Stephanie seymour husband looks like Buddy Hackett.

Gwyneth wonk eyed kid manipulated posts give me life. It's so obvious!

Blue Ivy, Bobbi Kristina, Alexa Joel... what other daughers got walloped by their dad's fugly DNA?

Alec Baldwin's daughter looks just like him . It's so sad.

Teresa's changelings make Blue Ivy look like Venus de Milo.

I would recoil and die if my child was ugly.

How did Jay and Bey get the baby back from Grizzora?

Nori West is shaping up to be much more beautiful and prettier kid. I am sure Beyonce is furious cheap Kardashian genes proved more successful than camel ones.

R289 omg that's spitting image of her ugly father

This is why I don't trust vaginas. You just don't know wtf is gonna come out of them.

Sadly no, r255.

But Blue Ivy and Blue Iris bonded over their common mistaken identities for each other.

Blupple, from a far more flattering angle

She's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Both Salma and Goop's daughters are pretty unfortunate looking but Adam Sandberg's daughter takes the cake.

Valentina looks like she has Pfeiffer syndrome. Google if you have a strong stomach.

R297 love you! I have been listening to TRADIO Stern phone calls this morning.

That's a girl? Fuck me.

JZ is a pedo gay who fucks little boys. Duh.

His 'wife' is a whore who dances onstage. That's all she does. OH, she lip synchs.

And they are devil worshippers (all those Illuminati signs JZ throws around.)

Valentina seems to be the case of an ugly duckling. I bet she will turn out to be a very interesting looking young woman. Plus, the parents can afford the best plastic surgery...

Kobe Bryant's younger daughter makes Blue Ivy look like, well, Beyonce. The older daughter grew relatively attractive but the younger one unfortunately looks like Kobe.

Tiger Woods has the cutest kids of any celeb.

Bump for ugly baby! Jayzee looks like an ape

Calm down, fans. Money and doctors make everything turn out OK!

Poor Beyonce must hate precious North West.

Kim and Kanye's son (Saint West) is even cuter than North.

Does anyone else remember the rumor about Beyonce being Solange's biological mother?

There was talk about Beyonce allegedly lying about her age, she is 8 or 9 years older than she claims, because she has been friends with Gabrielle Union since they were teenagers. The story goes she got pregnant at a young age so her parents raised Solange as their own.

Who knows.

I feel bad for Adam Sandler's daughter.

Tiger Woods' kids are still in the lead.

Up date on Blue Ivy, now aged four but with the face of a forty year old.

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I wonder what surgery Beyonce had done to get rid of her monster hips. Dieting alone doesn't get rid of those hips.

She had no problem marrying a guy who looks like a camel, so she shouldn't complain her kid looking like her husband.

Her hips still look pretty wide to me. I'm sure she has occasional lipo but her hips are about 40 inches and she probably likes them that way now the Kardashians have made big butts and hips fashionable.

IDK, Tiger's kids have pig noses.

It is common in nature that kids get their father's looks and their mother's brains. Blue Ivy has the best of both worlds. I would feel sorry for her except that she'll get all the surgery she could ever want and will never ever have to worry about paying the rent or putting food on the table. Let's hope she grows up a sweet, gentle warrior for injustices done to her lesser privileged peoples which she will never have to experience herself. Look at that determined face. She will dominate Twitter.

The GRAMS have not been kind:

The top of her face is Beyoncé's but from the nose downwards she's all Jay-Z, with his heavy jowls and huge sulky mouth. She'll need facial bone shaving and a nose job when she's older. The lips she may grow into and I hope she does, for there isn't a procedure to make them smaller.

I hope she inherits her mother's curvy build instead of Jay-Z's obesity.

Chris Brown and Rihanna would have beautiful children.

Or Rhianna with that prisoner-model.

Well, she will never have to work a day of her life, so this works out well for her.

I bet if Beyonce has a son, he will look like Beyonce. Her nephew looks just like her mom Tina.

Obviously she is the egg of the fugly sister, and the fugly Jay Z (birthed by a surrogate).

Wonder why no more rugrats from Queen B?

So it's ok when we discuss ugly white babies, but as soon as it's a black baby, then it's disgraceful? Sounds like we're not the racists in this equation.

r327 she's a workaholic and has been that way since she was like 10. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't have another child.

not only the poor little girl looks like Jay-Z, she has cane face too! You can totally see she'll be a bulldyke.

They are already plucking her eyebrows.

At 13 she'll have her first nose job.

"It is common in nature that kids get their father's looks and their mother's brains. Blue Ivy has the best of both worlds"

You mean the WORST of both worlds!!!! That poor child.

Did Beycone actually GIVE BIRTH? Was this kid delivered by a surrogate who was impregnated with Jay Z's sperm? All that secrecy at the hospital, hmmmmmmmmmm

I know a couple, she was beautiful, he was ugly, she was intelligent, he was a dunce. She married him for his money, but the kids they had all came out beautiful, all were intelligent except the most beautiful one. And even they one was smarter than the father.

Sometimes you get lucky.

I think it's hilarious that super-vain, arrogant Beyoncé has a fuggity child to bring up.

But what choice did she have? Nearly all the rappers are ugly. Look at pretty little Kylie Jenner hanging off that grotesque tattoo permeated little man Tyga. Or even Kim with Kanye. The only one I can think of with decent looks is Chris Brown. And G-Eazy, but he's white.

Well, R335, I think Kim K dodged a bullet somehow. Her kids are adorable.

Yep, R336, North and Saint are beautiful. North has definitely missed Kanye's heavy face genes - she has a strong, defined but delicate jawline, like her mother. She will probably grow up petite and exquisite, whereas Blue is already looking tall for her age. Hope she doesn't get Jay-Z's hefty build as well.

i had never seen kanye and kim's babies (yes, it's possible): hate the parents but those kids really are gorgeous.

This is one of the few Beyonce threads that isn't closed. I was looking at old YouTube clips of Chuck Berry and realized he hung out with Tina Turner and Etta James.

Since Beyonce's paternity has never been truly proven I began to wonder and found this video. This was right after I mentioned El looked like Chuck.

I don't think El is her father because he's too young. If Beyonce was really born in 1974 than the numbers could work for Tina or Etta to be Beyonce's real mother. You have to admit they all look related. Could Chuck be her real father? I'm pretty sure Ike is Jay Z's.

Sickos criticising the beauty of a child. You are pathetic. Get a fucking hobby.

The Hollywood lie factory. Unscrambling the KNOWLES family.

Why do Tina Knowles and Etta James look so much a like?

So y'all know Matthew Knowles isn't Beyonce's real Dad? Who is?

Six modern black celebrities who are the spitting images of past. celebs. The Alicia Keys and Lena Horn is one I've never heard before and the Chaka Kahn and Nicki Manaj resemblance is uncanny. The point being, where do these people come from? Why are they lucky enough to get their big "break" or is it possibly no "coincidence" that they look exactly like those people. Hmmm

Chuck Berry and Etta James

Etta,Tina and Ike go way back and were part of each other's drama.

From Etta James Wiki page:

In1974, James was sentenced to drug treatment instead of serving time in prison. She was in the Tarzana Psychiatric Hospital for 17 months, at the age of 36.

That is the same year as Beyonces' supposed real birth year. I'm almost positive that Tina Turner or Etta James is her real mother.. Did Tina disappear for awhile in '74 also? Did Chuck Berry have a love triangle going on?

Don't think Tina had time to give birth to Bee in 1974. Etta did though.

The last 10 posts here are starting to sound like a Days of Our Lives storyline. These people don't even look anything alike to me.

I had the weirdest dream last night, out of nowhere, about Tina Knowles of all people. In the dream my mom discovered while researching our genealogy that we are related her. I immediately wanted Beyonce's number so I could call her and ask for money.

And here this thread pops up this morning. I think Beyonce is using her powers to control the minds of the masses!

This is a montage of young Beyonce and Chuck Berry. I think they look a lot alike..

But wait R350, there's more. Etta's real father may have been Minnesota Fats!

Considering her ego, OF COURSE.

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