Do you think Beyonce secretly resents that Blue Ivy Carter is ugly?

Publish date: 2024-05-20

You would think a narcissistic, perfectionist mother would accept only a flawless child.

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by Anonymousreply 355April 20, 2018 9:38 PM

Ugh, it has Jay-Z's face. But B had to know that was a risk.

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2016 12:20 AM

If you fuck Jay Z, you don't delude yourself his kid would be beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2016 12:21 AM

Think of the hell the child would get if she were prettier than her mother.

Meanwhile, I see many rhinoplasties and hair straightening burns in the poor child's future.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2016 12:21 AM

Kanye must be delighted he's finally 'created' something better than Jay Z.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2016 12:22 AM

She takes comfort in knwing they can afford plastic surgery when Blue hits 10.. and also in knowing she didn't birth her.

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2016 12:22 AM

Did she really think she could combine her genes with that genetic mistake of a husband and get a cute kid tho? She had to know this would happen.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2016 12:23 AM

Op, you are a sicko. Watch yourself

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2016 12:25 AM

Find a safehouse op. They're coming for you.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2016 12:28 AM

Aw, look at the white homos calling a little black girl ugly. What a fucking site this is.

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2016 12:30 AM

Aw, look at you calling gays 'homos'. What a homophobic people you are.

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2016 12:32 AM

This thread is why some smart celebs refuse to have their children's picture taken. OP is an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2016 12:32 AM

I just realized if Rumer Willis had a jaw reduction surgery, she would be smoking hot.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2016 12:34 AM

If we can talk about Teresa Giudice's hellspawn we can certainly talk about Joe Camel's baby.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2016 12:36 AM

Don't count Blue Ivy out yet in the looks department. Could anyone have imagined that girls who grew up to look like their father Steven Tyler would be beautiful?

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by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2016 12:38 AM

I agree that these threads are tasteless and unnecessary, but sad truth is OP is just saying what most of us are thinking.

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2016 12:40 AM

Let's hope she doesn't end up like Bobbi Kristina.

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2016 12:41 AM

Awww she is ugly but perhaps her looks will improve with age. They can't get any worse tbh.

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2016 12:45 AM

R18 The uproar feels funny and hypocritical given how many bitchy and offensive (for sensitive souls) posts are made on DL on a daily basis.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2016 12:46 AM

She's not ugly nor is she beautiful. She looks like an average child.

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2016 12:47 AM

The kids not that ugly. Is it supposed to be a boy or girl?

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2016 12:50 AM

C'mon, look at the sweetness in those eyes. She's fine.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2016 12:55 AM

Since the kid is neither hers nor her husband's, Bey shouldn't take its ugliness perfectly. It's not the first time someone paid for a purebred and ended up with a mutt. Of course she can't sue, because that's not a secret she wants publicized. So she'll wait until it's seven or so and start having it worked on.

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2016 12:59 AM

Are grown men actually debating the looks of a toddler and caller her 'Ugly' and 'it'??? Who's really the ugly one?

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2016 1:01 AM

That baby girl is ugly. Has nothing to do with race. Just ugly. Jay Z is hideous and the poor kid got his dominant genes. Little North, on the other hand, has some of both parents and will emerge from childhood attractive.

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2016 1:08 AM

A friend of mine has the same exact situation . Shes pretty ,her husband is cute , but the girl came out with her dads face . And it doesn't work on a girl . Just like this poor baby .

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2016 1:10 AM

I don't think about what Beyonce thinks of her child.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2016 1:16 AM

Jay Z ugly as a child, uglier as an adult.

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by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2016 1:27 AM

r13, you're damn right I am, against your kind everyday of the week. Fuck you and your kind, which is ugly.

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2016 1:32 AM

My father is a very handsome man and my sister got his looks and was a model. I take after my beautiful blonde mother. My brother is a mix of both.Ha! No fuglies in my family. Girls tend to take after their fathers. Ladies don't marry no rich ugly men for your future daughters sake.

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2016 1:33 AM

Jay and his daughter both look like they have Down's syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2016 1:33 AM

Even Blue Ivy is scared of her dads fugly face.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2016 1:39 AM

R31 So why black homophobic fraus like you are coming here? Unless you're a masochist.

by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2016 1:55 AM

Whitney Houston who was a gorgeous black woman had Bobbi Christina with Bobby brown. Fugly Bobby fugly Bobbi. Halle Berry's mother is a fat ugly white woman and her father is a handsome black man......Halle came out looking good. Daughters look like their fathers.

by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2016 1:58 AM

You don't know who the fuck I am. I will defend a little black girl from white homos who want to destroy this child's spirit.

by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2016 2:00 AM

As crazy as he was, I can kind of see where Michael Jackson was coming from when he got his children to wear masks when they left the house.

by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2016 2:07 AM

In forty years, she'll make a great Amanda Waller.

by Anonymousreply 39January 25, 2016 2:07 AM

Blue Ivy's billions will keep her company and drowning in hot men for the rest of her life. Or she could just do the Invanka Trump think and build a brand new face.

by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2016 2:12 AM

God is very merciful. Otherwise he would instantly strike some people down and send them straight to hell for the evil things they say and do. Smh

by Anonymousreply 41January 25, 2016 2:22 AM

That's the thing, R36, genetics is a crapshoot. Look at Cindy Crawford's little clone.

by Anonymousreply 42January 25, 2016 2:26 AM

I doubt that Blue Ivy is reading DL, R37. Unhinged much?

by Anonymousreply 43January 25, 2016 2:28 AM

R12

How do you know it was the 'white homos' ? Maybe is was a black homo or a black hetero .. .. ..

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by Anonymousreply 44January 25, 2016 2:35 AM

She does take after Jay, sadly.

However, it's too early to tell what she'll look like in the future. Besides plastic surgery, sometimes the features do end up fitting the face and it all turns out okay. Let us pray.

by Anonymousreply 45January 25, 2016 2:37 AM

She can pull a Kylie Jenner and be just fine. Hell, just like Jenner, she'll say it wasn't surgery - only puberty - and legions of her families fans will believe it and spend hours online eviscerating anyone who says otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 46January 25, 2016 2:41 AM

[quote]I will defend a little black girl from white homos who want to destroy this child's spirit.

This is the new thing huh? I keep seeing this everywhere, people seem to think prefacing anything with "white" gives them carte blanche to be bigots.

They do the same thing to tear down women - they know it looks bad to attack "women's rights" head on, but will tear anything they do down by using "white feminist".

by Anonymousreply 47January 25, 2016 2:45 AM

she looks like Beyonce when she was a toddler

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by Anonymousreply 48January 25, 2016 2:52 AM

She may be Jay's but she ain't Bey's.

by Anonymousreply 49January 25, 2016 2:59 AM

Jay Z looks like Joe the camel so I don't know what she was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 50January 25, 2016 3:01 AM

I open these threads looking for wit and humor. Can someone point me to that thread? This is a new low for DL.

by Anonymousreply 51January 25, 2016 3:01 AM

The kid has JayZ lips eeuw

Now I defenetly start believing the birthers

by Anonymousreply 52January 25, 2016 3:07 AM

It will have a billion dollars at its disposal for cosmetic procedures, wigs, dentition, etc,

by Anonymousreply 53January 25, 2016 3:10 AM

DataLounge -- a place for white gay stormfronters.

by Anonymousreply 54January 25, 2016 3:10 AM

You do realize that blackies belong to a minority right?

by Anonymousreply 55January 25, 2016 3:13 AM

"Even with al l (of) the money in the world at your fingertips when you're young, there's still only so much a surgeon can do. I know. I know very well. . . . . . "

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by Anonymousreply 56January 25, 2016 3:16 AM

[quote] Datalounge -- a place for gay storm troopers

Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?

by Anonymousreply 57January 25, 2016 3:18 AM

Rumer Willis HAD the chin shaved and she's still fug. The PR machine is in full force though and you must believe she is beautiful and talented!

by Anonymousreply 58January 25, 2016 3:18 AM

Wow. Picking get on a child, OP?

Calling her "it", r1?

Keep it classy, fags.

by Anonymousreply 59January 25, 2016 3:19 AM

Sorry she is fug, but don't worry they will "fix" that. Plastic surgery in her future.

by Anonymousreply 60January 25, 2016 3:22 AM

"Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?"

When it's white children the racial element doesn't come up much. Some people just need the slightest opportunity and it goes right to "Please don't let them be...."---because if they are, it becomes the central part of the discussion. Otherwise, when celebrities or perpetrators are white, it gets talked about based on the facts or "if he's cute".

by Anonymousreply 61January 25, 2016 3:24 AM

[quote]Uh, excuse me -----Since when has datalounge NOT made fun of white children?

Seriously... why doesn't anyone give a fuck when people talk about us??????

by Anonymousreply 62January 25, 2016 3:25 AM

R59, don't you have something to boycott?

by Anonymousreply 63January 25, 2016 3:26 AM

I dont see white celebrity spawn being referred to as "it", fags.

by Anonymousreply 64January 25, 2016 3:27 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 65January 25, 2016 3:28 AM

Post a photo of a tiny child who can't defend herself and say she's ugly?

DL I love you

by Anonymousreply 66January 25, 2016 3:30 AM

This thread makes me sick.

The title should be -

[bold]The kid is black- of course she's ugly![/bold]

You people represent the reason "normal" people hate "us".

I love the humor here. I found this place just out of high school (20 years ago) but threads like this are just evil.

by Anonymousreply 67January 25, 2016 3:31 AM

R67 is a professional victim. No one said black people are ugly. Everyone agrees Beyoncé is beautiful, though we may agree to disagree about her talent.

So, you should respond to what people say, rather than what you want to pretend they said.

by Anonymousreply 68January 25, 2016 3:34 AM

Threads like this make me glad gay bashing is still somewhat accepted around the world. Evil fags get what evil fags so richly deserve.

by Anonymousreply 69January 25, 2016 3:35 AM

BeYAWNce always seems to take photos of the kid in silhouette. That was the first tip off. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 70January 25, 2016 3:38 AM

Who wants to visit

'Fun, Sunny Uganda ...........'

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by Anonymousreply 71January 25, 2016 3:39 AM

Sometimes I think there are professional trolls who work tirelessly, including here, to divide us and stir up racial anger. Look at the number of threads here that lead to this same bullshit...repeatedly. Some aren't even thinly veiled anymore.

by Anonymousreply 72January 25, 2016 3:39 AM

[quote] When it's white children the racial element doesn't come up much.

What's "the racial element" in saying beyonce's kid is ugly? We've been saying Rumer Willis, Lourdes, Rocco, Sadie and others are ugly since they were paraded before cameras by their parents. Not to mention Tom Cruise's spawn who must be about 12 years now, still being carried around by her mother.

And what about the Downton abbey thread where everyone remarks upon Marigold looking "special"?

There's no "racial element" here. Beyonce's kid is as ugly as all the white kids are.

by Anonymousreply 73January 25, 2016 3:40 AM

Or R71, how about Russia?

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by Anonymousreply 74January 25, 2016 3:43 AM

r62, we do speak of Teresa and her girls. The baby, Alopecia, is the only cute one however ironic her name is. Seriously, Teresa needs to have her hairline raised by at least half an inch, maybe more. The same with the girls.

by Anonymousreply 75January 25, 2016 3:48 AM

I wonder If people boycotting this thread and attacking OP have never say something bad about the kids they encountered IRL

by Anonymousreply 76January 25, 2016 3:48 AM

Learn how to read cocksucker at R75. We know you bitches talk about us. Where's the outrage for us monkeys?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 78January 25, 2016 3:52 AM

In truth, I've never seen a white kid as ugly as Blue Ivy. But I make fun of the ugly kids regardless of race or gender.

by Anonymousreply 79January 25, 2016 3:54 AM

R7, please, J is not a genetic mistake. How dare you! The correct term is 'genetic Chernobyl'. Step it up, son.

by Anonymousreply 80January 25, 2016 4:01 AM

BeYonce would like to think that everything she does is extraordinary. Baby must be a real letdown.

by Anonymousreply 81January 25, 2016 4:14 AM

R11, thanks for link. I was hoping Apple Martin would be mentioned and that's WITH her bigger crossed eye fixed! They saved her for last and didn't disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 82January 25, 2016 4:18 AM

With a name like Blue, what do you expect ?

by Anonymousreply 83January 25, 2016 4:28 AM

Why do the orangutans get so upset over anything negative said about this shrill no-talent hack? She didn't even give birth to that ugly child. Beyonce is the most overrated famous person ever to walk the planet. She's overwhelmingly average and lacking in intellect. Her crazy ghetto fans make the 40 and 50 something year old Madonna looney-loos seem normal by comparison.

And I cannot believe the name Alexa Joel hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet.

by Anonymousreply 84January 25, 2016 4:33 AM

R79, you go March yourself right up to the top of this thread, young gayling.Two words; Minnie Driver.

by Anonymousreply 85January 25, 2016 4:36 AM

Someone on here needs to stop talking to themselves and bringing up the race card.

Your racial preoccupation is in full swing, again. I thought I told you to get therapist, Chicago.

by Anonymousreply 86January 25, 2016 4:41 AM

Alexa Ray Joel looks fine. She grew into her looks. And I'm sure some nips and tucks helped.

by Anonymousreply 87January 25, 2016 4:41 AM

Forget average looking Beyonce. So language has a nicer face but Grand Mama must be dying. Yawnce's mother is stunningly beautiful. Imagine how she must feel about her recessive gift genes getting diluted with Joe Camel Now that is heartbteak & disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 88January 25, 2016 4:45 AM

Kimye's kids are stunning with exotic beautiful features...Blue he looks like Jay Z enough said!

by Anonymousreply 89January 25, 2016 4:46 AM

Bailee Madison as a child:

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by Anonymousreply 90January 25, 2016 4:49 AM

[quote]Alexa Ray Joel looks fine. She grew into her looks. And I'm sure some nips and tucks helped.

"Some" nips and tucks? She practically had a full-face transplant!

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by Anonymousreply 91January 25, 2016 4:49 AM

Who the fuck is Bailee Madison, and why are you randomly linking to a pic of her?

by Anonymousreply 93January 25, 2016 4:50 AM

Imagine Brad Pitt & Angelina gotta be feeling it with poor fug Zahara. You know it kills Jolie.

But yeah, Blue is at the shallow end of the gene pool. It's a travesty. Guess. It's true..can't have everything.

Whoever posted the accident/cemetery post. I was shocked but then laughed so hard at the sheer brilliance and wit. Thank you. That was actually better than sex. I swear. Better than sex.

by Anonymousreply 94January 25, 2016 4:51 AM

Bailee today: Much prettier than whenshe was younger, R93

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by Anonymousreply 95January 25, 2016 4:52 AM

OMG, stop. No doubt Beyonce has had work done, no doubt her wig game is sometimes off, but also no doubt she is naturally very beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 96January 25, 2016 4:54 AM

R91, she definitely had at least a nose job, but in that 2nd pic she's contoured like a Kardashian so it's not really a fair comparison. This is how she looks with more normal makeup:

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by Anonymousreply 97January 25, 2016 4:57 AM

R94 Zahara is a lot prettier than their weird looking fish-lipped bio kids.

by Anonymousreply 98January 25, 2016 5:01 AM

Post-surgery Alexa Joel is quite pretty. She's an example of good plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 99January 25, 2016 5:04 AM

I don't think the kid is ugly. If she has another, I hope she won't pretend she is pregnant again.

by Anonymousreply 100January 25, 2016 5:12 AM

Nah, Zahara isn't prettier She WAS prettier than the twins in their early years. Everyone whispered FAS, even DS. But luckily Brad's pretty genes came to the rescue * they're shaping up just fine. Maddox is turning strange looking and that Pax, weird looking kid but he's coming into his own. At least Zahara has nice body proportions and it could work out as her bio mom is gorg. But sorry, we have Jay Zero in this equation I'm afraid all is lost.

Let us bow her heads in prayer

As in, pray for a miracle.

by Anonymousreply 101January 25, 2016 5:12 AM

Beyonce had some serious low hangers prior to the operation.

by Anonymousreply 103January 25, 2016 5:17 AM

Funny as hell and it looks like a colored up (from b&w print) image from 1930 @ post # 34

by Anonymousreply 104January 25, 2016 5:18 AM

R96, she's pretty Just pretty WITH all the tweaks. Shell never be exotic like Solanange or balls to the wall beautiful like her mother.

by Anonymousreply 105January 25, 2016 5:23 AM

Gurlfrien,

I got one look at my baby and the nurse drive me over to Aunt Rebbe's condo in Compton and just left it at her door.

Now you didn't hear that from me, no you did not. You did not hear that from me. Nuhh-uhh.

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by Anonymousreply 108January 25, 2016 5:38 AM

I bet op thinks Adam Sandler's kids are the epitome of beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 109January 25, 2016 6:21 AM

Because R108 is not one to gossip!

Madonna has got to feel the sting and having guilt ridden doubts of regret over Rocco with Guy. Kid looks like a damn chimney sweep straight outta Liverpool. Loudest was a gorgeous off the hook beauty at age 5 and look what happened. Well looking on the bright side her two younger kids are fine and will grow up damn fine for sure.

by Anonymousreply 110January 25, 2016 6:23 AM

Because R108 is not one to gossip!

Madonna has got to feel the sting and having guilt ridden doubts of regret over Rocco with Guy. Kid looks like a damn chimney sweep straight outta Liverpool. Loudest was a gorgeous off the hook beauty at age 5 and look what happened. Well looking on the bright side her two younger kids are fine and will grow up damn fine for sure.

by Anonymousreply 111January 25, 2016 6:23 AM

R109, no OP is also R11 with the link to Sandler's notorious child. Stop talking to yourself. You're not gonna 'win' with your race baiting Go to Femailed First for that Don't make me tell you again.

by Anonymousreply 112January 25, 2016 6:27 AM

"Blue Ivy's billions will keep her company and drowning in hot men for the rest of her life."

She will call it the Blue Ivy League.

by Anonymousreply 114January 25, 2016 6:37 AM

I see a 74 year old Boca Raton matron named Phoebe just waiting to spring forth !

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by Anonymousreply 115January 25, 2016 6:39 AM

The baby is so ugly when she was born and the doctor had a look at her, the doctor slapped her parents instead

by Anonymousreply 116January 25, 2016 6:43 AM

^^^ Sad vaudeville trombones

by Anonymousreply 117January 25, 2016 6:46 AM

The baby is so ugly when they took her to the bank, someone had to turn off the security camera.

by Anonymousreply 120January 25, 2016 6:57 AM

R116/R120, I sure hope you're not trying to funny and are deliberately dredging up those un-funny, dated jokes.

by Anonymousreply 121January 25, 2016 7:04 AM

If they have a son next, I bet he will take his mother's good looks. Life is unfair like that. Really sucks for the girl. Imagine being the daughter of Beyonce and having to look.. like that. It is Whitney and Bobbi Kristina all over again but hopefully without the waterworks.

by Anonymousreply 123January 25, 2016 7:17 AM

Did anyone notice North's Photoshop nose job in the Christmas 2015 picture? I don't if they did anything to the other kids but that nose is glaring when you compare it a picture of her real nose, which is perfectly fine.

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by Anonymousreply 124January 25, 2016 7:19 AM

Could she be swapped at birth ?

by Anonymousreply 125January 25, 2016 7:24 AM

The kid doesn't just take from Jay Z. She looks like her mother's family too. Don't be fooled by the Loreal filters, bleach creams, and massive blonde wig crypt. The bitch obliterated every trace of a Negro feature on her body and tries to claim she is part French (*snort*) but one look at Papa Knowles and that Afro on Solange tells the true story.

by Anonymousreply 126January 25, 2016 7:27 AM

That poor baby got utterly bitch-slapped by genetics. You could direct traffic through those nostrils. It's like Jay Z impregnated himself and Bey just told the press that it was a corroborative effort. Maybe she'll grow into her features...

Daddy didn't, but perhaps she'll handle the torch a little bit better.

Between her, Apple, Melanoma, Neuroblastoma, and all the other My Little Peculiarity members, the future yearbooks for the children of Hollywood will be about as aesthetically-appealing as a cleft lip catalog.

by Anonymousreply 127January 25, 2016 8:38 AM

I was thinking maybe if she could have an amazing singing voice it might distract from the ugly. But realized who the parents are. Again. Dumb luck for Blue Ivy.

by Anonymousreply 129January 25, 2016 9:28 AM

Little North is gorgeous. But why do they insist on dressing her all in black? It looks ridiculous on a small child. I can't stand when narcissistic parents try to make their kids into mini-mes and dress them up like little adults (see Celine's twins dressed like mob bosses at their father's funeral--just stupid).

That said, I'll bet Kourtney is seething over the fact that her daughter Penelope is so plain compared to North.

by Anonymousreply 130January 25, 2016 11:13 AM

Op, stop beating around the bush. This iwhat you really want to say, isn't it?

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by Anonymousreply 131January 25, 2016 11:29 AM

They can cast another one. I mean, this one was the product of a casting call.

by Anonymousreply 132January 25, 2016 11:57 AM

SHAME ON YOU. You are trashing a little kid's looks. That's a shame. Shame on you.

by Anonymousreply 133January 25, 2016 12:01 PM

Beyonce is beautiful? I guess, if you like cockeyed women.

by Anonymousreply 134January 25, 2016 12:09 PM

OP, this was one of the most unpleasant threads of late.

But that was your intent, so I guess you struck paydirt.

by Anonymousreply 135January 25, 2016 12:22 PM

DL has reached a new low.

by Anonymousreply 136January 25, 2016 1:01 PM

Ugly kid=good looking adult

Cute kid = ugly adult

Think of all the child actors who grew up to be weird looking...she might end up better than you think.

by Anonymousreply 137January 25, 2016 1:18 PM

You must be new to DL, R136, if you think this is a "new" low.

by Anonymousreply 138January 25, 2016 1:19 PM

I don't think that child is ugly, either. Most babies and toddlers have kind-of mushy, unformed features. I think she's cute.

by Anonymousreply 139January 25, 2016 1:42 PM

that always happens when an attractive woman marries an ugly man: see Christie Brinkley, Salma Hayek, Demi Moore, etc.

by Anonymousreply 140January 25, 2016 1:57 PM

You think Bruce Willis is ugly?

by Anonymousreply 142January 25, 2016 2:06 PM

Kanye isn't even ugly.

Funny, Blue actually looks cute at R131.

by Anonymousreply 143January 25, 2016 2:12 PM

R143 Depends on the angle.

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by Anonymousreply 144January 25, 2016 2:38 PM

Kanye is hardly cute. He looks like he's hiding pork chops in his jaw. They should thank the devil they pray to that the kid didn't end up with that.

by Anonymousreply 145January 25, 2016 2:47 PM

R124 I see nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 147January 25, 2016 6:03 PM

R145

Kanye always looks like he's suffering from an abscessed tooth.

by Anonymousreply 148January 25, 2016 6:09 PM

A beautiful baby often turns into an ugly adult and an ugly baby can be a beautiful adult, wise up assholes. Besides if that baby was smiling. It would be pretty.

Jay Z is no beauty.

by Anonymousreply 149January 25, 2016 6:13 PM

This thread has a serious frau infestation.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 150January 25, 2016 6:13 PM

In honesty the baby looks very much like her mother too.

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by Anonymousreply 151January 25, 2016 6:15 PM

None of Brad and Angie's children will be as pretty as Angie or as anorexic, I hope.

by Anonymousreply 152January 25, 2016 6:16 PM

We've picked on the Willis girls and other white spawn for years and that's one thing but once you say something about a black child it's RACIST ? You people, and yes I mean you people really need to stop overusing that word. You've cried wolf once too often.

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by Anonymousreply 153January 25, 2016 6:20 PM

R126 look at the frizz-fro on poor Blue Ivy. Never mind genetics, which cant be changed, but you can at least comb & style your kid's hair.

by Anonymousreply 154January 25, 2016 6:32 PM

R126...Honey , in the black world that's considered " good " hair . If not for her unfortunate nose ,she'd be fine . But when black people get nose jobs , it rarely looks right . Most white peoples nose jobs don't either . you can ALWAYS tell when someones had one .

by Anonymousreply 155January 25, 2016 6:57 PM

MERYL STREEP SHAME ON YOHU FOR BRINGING FOUR OF THE UGLIEST PEOPLE TO HAVE EVER BEEN BORN. ON THIS PLANET.

by Anonymousreply 156January 25, 2016 7:08 PM

Louisa Gummer is beautiful. Henry Gummer and the other two girls are cute. No pretty child is ever going to come out of Jay-Z. Did Jessica Biel ever kick out her baby? That one too could end up homely.

by Anonymousreply 157January 25, 2016 7:23 PM

JESSICA BIEL is not that good looking. She's got an old face for a young woman. Her face looks 50.

by Anonymousreply 158January 25, 2016 7:30 PM

Beyonce is French-Acadian and distantly related to Beiber, Madonna, Avril and Celine.

The Acadiana were drummed out of Canada by the English and settled in N'Orleans.

by Anonymousreply 159January 25, 2016 7:45 PM

Being has a horse face and too radical a nosejob. Same applies to Christie Turlington.

by Anonymousreply 160January 25, 2016 8:02 PM

Sell out or Stephenie Seymour Syndrome. Sell your cooch to the highest bidder for financial security and jet set lifestyle in contrast to your future childrens' genetic makeup. Money can always be made. Good genetics are an innate gift. Go for money on your 3rd marriage after menopause.

by Anonymousreply 162January 25, 2016 8:09 PM

R162 Most straight men, rich ones especially wouldn't want a post menopausal woman. Many lose most, if not all of their sex drive after menopause.

by Anonymousreply 163January 25, 2016 8:33 PM

Cute photo r151 That's the family matriarch in 2 generations - Jay-Z mixed with Beyonce and RI RI to offset the ugly.

by Anonymousreply 164January 25, 2016 8:40 PM

And gay men wonder why they're lonely-this thread is proof that the devil is real.

Some 'thing' posted that the Willis kids are made fun of around here-As if that makes it right. This child can't be more than three years old- imagine the calcified insides of a thing that would make fun of her...there are no words for low life like that!

Recently an eight year old white child lost her looks and her entire family in a horrific fire. Thousands of dollars worth of donations and gifts poured in for this child. Do you know what she did with the gifts? She gave them all away to other children 'less' fortunate than her! Imagine losing your entire family and being horribly disfigured but thinking of others!! That CHILD is more beautiful and worth more than any of the soulless 'adult 'bitches that post terrible things about a baby...

by Anonymousreply 165January 25, 2016 8:42 PM

And Stephanie made out fine with the gamble she took. Her kids are attractive even though her rich husband is a troll.

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by Anonymousreply 166January 25, 2016 8:47 PM

She's as cute as any other 3-year-old. I don't know, I have baby face-blindness. They all look the same to me.

by Anonymousreply 167January 25, 2016 8:48 PM

Too soon to tell with the daughter, but she looks cute. Will probably turn out to be a stunner too.

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by Anonymousreply 168January 25, 2016 8:51 PM

She's get rid of the kid and switch her with someone else soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 169January 25, 2016 8:52 PM

It's weird all the hate for a child that has not even done anything. Hate the camel and the beast-yonce all you want but leave their child out of it.

r169 i wish your parents had done the same to you

by Anonymousreply 170January 25, 2016 8:56 PM

R165

There's a real domestic talking !

by Anonymousreply 171January 25, 2016 9:00 PM

Good lord, I never bought into the whole "Fraus have invaded DL" thing until now.

She's not reading the website. On the off-chance that she happens to stumble upon it 10 years from now, she'll either have grown into her features or gotten plastic surgery, so it won't matter anyhow.

The pearl-clutch-to-humor ratio in this thread has been truly depressing to watch.

by Anonymousreply 172January 25, 2016 9:03 PM

Zahara is going to be a stunner. Did you see the pics of her in the Panda movie premier last week?

She looks amazing.

by Anonymousreply 173January 25, 2016 9:35 PM

OP is twisted and demented. Who thinks something so evil?

by Anonymousreply 174January 25, 2016 9:43 PM

And OP is the type of person that gets upset call him names because he's an effeminate white gay

by Anonymousreply 175January 25, 2016 9:44 PM

Why are black people the first to blame everything on white people? and resorting to misogyny and homophobia. This won't make you feel superior or right.

by Anonymousreply 176January 25, 2016 9:52 PM

Is Beyoncé even the bio mother? That baby bump was faked. And if celebrities don't wan to be teased about their ugly children, they should be neutered and spayed.

by Anonymousreply 177January 25, 2016 9:53 PM

r177 so no offspring from you then Barbara?

by Anonymousreply 178January 25, 2016 10:17 PM

WTF is will all the sensitivity? Grief, the kid looks like Jz and is hideous. Get your heads out.

by Anonymousreply 179January 25, 2016 10:35 PM

I don not understand why black folks all seem to find Jay Z unattractive. Is he a beautiful man? No, But he is not anywhere close to ugly to me(white woman.) I think he has an interesting face, and he has acquired a fabulous sense of style. He is usually beautifully dressed in very tasteful clothing which reeks of understated money. And he is a successful and powerful man; which is a very enticing combo to most women. I have had this conversation with my black gfs, and they simply LOATHE him and see nothing appealing about him. Considering their disdain for BM who choose to swirl, I would think that his partnership with Bey would give him a brownie point or two. Unh unh. One friend swears that he cannot view himself in a mirror because he is a demon.

by Anonymousreply 180January 25, 2016 11:09 PM

R180 The better question is, why is a heterosexual woman doing on DL?

by Anonymousreply 181January 26, 2016 12:05 AM

Bite me R180. I've been here for six years, and I bet I have ten times more W&Ws than you.

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by Anonymousreply 183January 26, 2016 2:27 AM

Kanye's jaw is misshapen due to a car accident. It is not going to be inherited (thankfully).

by Anonymousreply 184January 26, 2016 4:02 AM

she must know...Ivy is no North West

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by Anonymousreply 185January 26, 2016 4:14 AM

I'm pretty sure OP's photo was altered by MTO to make Blue Ivy appear less than cute. She does look like Bey when she was a baby. I have a feeling she'all end up looking like her Aunt, basement baby.

by Anonymousreply 186January 26, 2016 4:33 AM

Blue Iv's hair is so ghetto

by Anonymousreply 187January 26, 2016 4:36 AM

Too much Jay not enough Bey

by Anonymousreply 188January 26, 2016 4:38 AM

I have seen these animals at the zoo.

by Anonymousreply 189January 26, 2016 4:43 AM

Jay-z is unattractive because his features are greatly out of proportion to each other. His lips and nose are too big for his pin head and he has beady eyes. It's just an unforgivable combination. And yes the money does coverup a lot, but that face is still there.

The kid is theirs. Anyway the kid would genetically be theirs whether Beyonce carried her or not. I mean it was her egg and is camel sperm. But my theory about the bump was that Beyonce was wearing one to conceal the actual delivery date to throw the press off. In pictures when she was pregnant she would be big and then small. In the controversial bump video I think she was wearing a prosthetic to make her look much further along than she actually was.

by Anonymousreply 191January 26, 2016 5:16 AM

R165 you are a total cunt get off the datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 192January 26, 2016 5:37 AM

That poor niglet is horrid, yuck!

by Anonymousreply 193January 26, 2016 5:58 AM

R191 Genius!! And I really, really mean that. The prosthetic bump as a means of confusing the media is a theory I have yet to hear....and it makes so much sense.

Of course, jealous bitches prefer the more scandalous explanation of a surrogate.

by Anonymousreply 194January 26, 2016 7:22 AM

R183 This is a very unfortunate face. But again, her father looks like an ogre. I guess it's true daughters take after fathers.

by Anonymousreply 195January 26, 2016 8:31 AM

Why would she resent her daughter?! She knew the deal when she got knocked up by that camel-faced ghoul of a husband.

by Anonymousreply 196January 26, 2016 11:03 AM

Every time I look at Jay-Z's tragic face I think how unlucky his toilet is, vile.

by Anonymousreply 197January 26, 2016 1:00 PM

You racists are only calling that girl and her father ugly because they don't conform to the typical white beauty standards you've been brainwashed with your entire lives!

by Anonymousreply 198January 26, 2016 2:12 PM

I get the sarcasm, but I think you are tight. And I am white and anything but a SJW. They are "ugly" if what you find "beautiful" is Christie Brinkley and Brad Pitt. It's reminiscent of the little bushman in "The Gods Must Be Crazy" who could not believe how ugly the blond Afrikaner women was(with hair like cobwebs.) We are conditioned to define beauty and ugliness based on criteria within our own social milieu, and there's nothing wrong with that.. What is wrong is declaring someone who possesses none of the pleasing features we favor ugly. It's crass, unkind and ultimately it reflects poorly on he making the judgment. It's quite "Trumpesque." Get it?

by Anonymousreply 199January 26, 2016 3:31 PM

Wow, R199. So did you get an "A" in the freshman Sociology class you took in the fall?

by Anonymousreply 200January 26, 2016 3:45 PM

I amit it was trite. Touche muthafuckka.

by Anonymousreply 201January 26, 2016 4:02 PM

Im white and I never thought either of them were particularly interesting ,R199 . Ugly is ugly,no matter what the race . Even black people think that poor baby is ugly,were they "conditioned" as well ?

by Anonymousreply 202January 26, 2016 4:49 PM

Those black people were conditioned with "internalized racism" R202.

by Anonymousreply 203January 26, 2016 7:10 PM

Don't believe your own eyes people, they deceive you. Only believe the SJW's, like R203, when they tell you what is attractive and what is not. Only THEY hold the wisdom of the ages.

by Anonymousreply 204January 26, 2016 7:22 PM

Please. All of these black and white unattractive girls will have plastic surgery, fillers, prosthetic chins/jaws/breasts and wigs available to them.. They'll be fine looking. None of them is as strange looking as Rumer Willis.

by Anonymousreply 206January 26, 2016 7:33 PM

The universe never built Jay-Z for fame and fortune, it created him to be a knife wielding drug dealer, which he was, quite successfully, but he broke out of that thanks to the scourge of rap, and hit the ground running. That "face" of his is like a steaming pile of shit on a hot summer street, every piece is wrong, like a ghetto Picasso. Never the less he made that hammock mug work, and his ten inch penis turned out good girl Beyoncé and produced the woeful little beast we're chatting about today, she'll be fine though, the SJW reality we've fallen into will promote her to queen.

End Times is real y'all!

by Anonymousreply 207January 26, 2016 7:34 PM

Again with the black butthurt. Beyonce sucks and Baby Camel Face is FUGLY. Go back to the ghetto, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 208January 26, 2016 7:46 PM

I find it quite wonderful that things like that can occur R207. You put it quite well. "like a ghetto Picasso." But Picassos are very beautiful to many. I think Jay Z 's face is masculine and interesting, and as a woman married to a conventionally handsome man, sometimes "interesting" can be more attractive than cookie cutter pretty. Think Patti Smith...ugly to some, but unforgettable to others. I'd be quite open to a romantic interlude with Hova in a different life.

by Anonymousreply 209January 26, 2016 8:35 PM

Beyoncé does not suck. She's definitely more style than substance though. And this has nothing to do with racism as the most shade she gets is from black female singers with more talent but less in the looks department.

She sang an Aretha song at the Lincoln Center tribute to Aretha and the camera went to Aretha and you could just FEEL the scorn! Aretha was like "please don't!"

by Anonymousreply 211January 26, 2016 9:35 PM

R209 is a moderately attractive, slightly overweight white woman who wants to get splintered by Mandingo shafts, and the mulatto baby she'll spawn after her gaping will be even more grotesque than wee Ivy Bleech.

by Anonymousreply 212January 26, 2016 10:09 PM

I've always heard the term "hard-faced" for girls that look like blue ivy. the willis-moore girls, Salma Hayek's kid, Sandler's kid plain old ugly. Charlotte Gainsbourg and her sister. Bobbi Kristina...... on and on.

by Anonymousreply 213January 26, 2016 10:16 PM

Ahhh, you flatter me R212.

by Anonymousreply 214January 26, 2016 10:19 PM

Jay Z would be ugly if he was white-maybe even more so, because broad features on whites look even more odd. Some people just do not have a cute face. It has nothing to do with race. There are fine black men with broad noses but Jay aint one of them. For example, Usher is darker and has a broader nose than Jay, but he is much more attractive. Beyonce should have linked up in a PR relationship with him instead. That way cute babies could have been part of the package.

by Anonymousreply 215January 26, 2016 10:37 PM

All the women on Jay Z's side looks like this.

by Anonymousreply 216January 26, 2016 10:41 PM

[quote]At least Zahara has nice body proportions and it could work out as her bio mom is gorg.

How the hell do you know what Zahara's bio-mom looks like?

I thought St. Angie's brown kids were all orphans? True orphans, that is, unlike Vadge's son whom she stole from his father.

by Anonymousreply 217January 26, 2016 11:41 PM

Does that fucking ugly ass kid have moustache in OPs pic? Must be the Kardashian part.

by Anonymousreply 218January 26, 2016 11:46 PM

Maybe you should look at the mother as well.

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by Anonymousreply 219January 26, 2016 11:54 PM

My God, Salma Hayek's daughter looks like a middle-aged male dwarf!

Wtf is that shit on the top of her forehead -- is it just wispy fine hairs? If so, why are they brushed down like that?

by Anonymousreply 220January 27, 2016 12:09 AM

R217, a UK journalist interviewed her with 2 pics. Supposedly she was raped. It annoys black loons that they weren't privy to this info. But yeah, she's a bona-fide beauty.

by Anonymousreply 221January 27, 2016 12:32 AM

Sheer poetry at r207. Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 222January 27, 2016 12:41 AM

R220 lol. I have that too, but not that bad. It's called baby hair, which is another way of saying short textured fine hair. Found in basically any race other than white. It's a Motherfucker to have, because there isn't anything you could do with it.

by Anonymousreply 223January 27, 2016 12:47 AM

Ok, some of you people are remarkably retarded when it comes to procreation.

Let's say I'm a beautiful woman who doesn't want to ruin my figure, but I want to have a baby. Easy. First, I go to a fertility doctor. I take hormones which cause me to produce a lot of eggs. My husband jacks into a cup and his sperm are added to my eggs to make embryos. One or more embryos are implanted into a healthy woman's uterus. This woman is the surrogate mother. It's rent-a-womb.

My husband and I are the biological parents. It's DNA is half mine (the egg) and half husband (sperm).

Stop saying the child is not Beyonce's. It's her egg. It's her kid. It's just being carried by someone else. But the child does not have any of the surrogate mother's DNA. It's 100% Beyoncé and Jay's kid.

by Anonymousreply 224January 27, 2016 1:17 AM

Wait a minute. How do you know Jay Z has a ten inch penis, r207??

by Anonymousreply 225January 27, 2016 1:28 AM

yeah r207, I thought kanye had the 10inch. I never heard that jz was packing.

by Anonymousreply 226January 27, 2016 1:41 AM

Oh Jay Z IS packin'. Even his biggest detractors do not deny that he has been majorly blessed. Kanye? I have no idea.

by Anonymousreply 227January 27, 2016 1:50 AM

You have to wonder why someone like r224 is so invested in these two marginally talented nitwits

by Anonymousreply 228January 27, 2016 2:24 AM

R228 I'm not R224, but I must defend him/her. Jay and Beyonce are huge cultural icons whether you like it or not. That doesn't mean that they are spectacularly talented or special, but when someone inspires a new religion(Beyonce) one has to concede that that person is a pretty big deal among the masses. And I'll bet that there is someone you are invested in who many of us would not consider worthy of such attention. It's just a matter of taste. Personally I think Jay Z is a terrific writer and I love the sound of his voice. Beyonce? Meh.

by Anonymousreply 229January 27, 2016 3:20 AM

Beyonce inspired a new religion? Seriously? There's no end to mental illness in the Bey-hive. Cultural icons? No. The two of them are over. Cher and Madonna are cultural icons.

by Anonymousreply 230January 27, 2016 4:53 AM

"There's no end to mental illness in the Bey-hive. Cultural icons?"

Said another way, they ALWAYS have Bey in their bonnets.

by Anonymousreply 231January 27, 2016 5:36 AM

R29 has a point. Celebrity culture is its own religion for many Americans and figures like Beyoncé might as well be demigods based on the depth of devotion and admiration from their fans.

by Anonymousreply 232January 27, 2016 6:09 PM

Jay-z is ugly. R.Kelly is a rapist. P.diddy likes little boys. Miguel is hot. Trey Songz is hot.

by Anonymousreply 234January 27, 2016 6:35 PM

Aidsy Diddy is the ultimate DL Queen, and a nasty piece of work. Beyoncé is mentally retarded and needs big time handlers in private, Jay-Z is indeed a golem, but extremely generous, quietly has changed many people's lives with a check, he's in constant guilt over his past. They have a caring romance, but he goes on and off with a series of affairs, because his wife does not comport in a normal daily manner. She's kept like a veal until they start prepping her for a tour, then it's 24/7 rehearsals.

by Anonymousreply 235January 27, 2016 8:20 PM

R235 At the risk of you beating me over the head with the stupid stick, what exactly do you mean by "Aidsy Diddy?" Is it what it looks like? Do you know something?

I agree completely with your appraisal of Jigga and Bey, as well as his generosity. I would take him eight days a week and twice on Sunday over Puffy....but that's not saying much.

by Anonymousreply 236January 27, 2016 8:42 PM

R236 He demands the bareback in his liaisons, his stable comply.

by Anonymousreply 237January 27, 2016 8:51 PM

What a selfish prick. What a self centered prick.

So all the ladies on Jacky Jasper who talk constantly about Puffy "bending over" for everyone in Hollywood have it wrong? He's a giver and not a taker? T'would explain his seemingly good health at 40+ after years of sexual Caligula-ness.

by Anonymousreply 238January 27, 2016 11:50 PM

I doubt beyonce thinks much at all to be fair to her

by Anonymousreply 239January 28, 2016 12:13 AM

If Beyonce was any dumber she'd have to be watered daily.

by Anonymousreply 240January 28, 2016 12:42 AM

Blue Ivy is not cute and the name is horrible too...possibly worse than Nori North West.

by Anonymousreply 241January 28, 2016 3:07 AM

Like it would kill them to name their ugly brat Melanie or Jane or something normal like that.

by Anonymousreply 242January 28, 2016 7:53 AM

If you lay down with Joe Camel you wake up with lung cancer. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

by Anonymousreply 243January 28, 2016 8:33 AM

If I were her, I would adopt.

by Anonymousreply 244February 1, 2016 7:08 PM

Blue already has Beyonces best feature, her eyes and eyebrows. Wouldn't surprise me if she grows in to her features and outshines them all.

by Anonymousreply 245February 1, 2016 7:11 PM

She named the kid after a plant.

Suspect they're working on major plastic surgery before her 10th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 246February 1, 2016 8:00 PM

I think Blue Ivy is a beautiful name.

by Anonymousreply 247February 2, 2016 5:35 PM

If ever there was a head that would benefit from the Zika virus...

by Anonymousreply 248February 3, 2016 10:02 AM

R248, you are medicine. Laughed so hard. This thread is better than sex or a foot massage.

When Bey falls in a few years, it's gonna be epic! Saddled with a fug kid, junkie soon to be ex. Oh! Hopefully Solanange will outshine her. Oh, please God. I'll tell you why it'll be epic because there is something very, very wrong with a person who would wear an outfit highlighting her tree trunk shapeless legs. They're like the kind of legs you see on old diabetics or autistic people. How could you, in front of the world. No less? I mean, there are dancers behind you with normal bodies further making it apparent. So, no matter what "my people" tell me, I have these things called eyes and a mirror. That's how you know this bitch is off her rocker. Then she's shocked and hurt when the world notices and comments. Well, good for her and I don't feel bad in the least. Don't try to fool us Your body, your extentions, your husband and your kid are just plain ugly. Very few have it all and you ain't one of them.

by Anonymousreply 250February 9, 2016 2:20 AM

Yikes, with all that money you'd think they could buy Blue Ivy some smiling lessons. "No, sweetie, that's a smirk." Having her flanked by two much cuter kids probably wasn't the best move even if they were forced to remain expressionless.

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by Anonymousreply 251February 9, 2016 2:45 AM

I don't care much for Beyonce but her kid is actually cute in this video. You're pretty harsh, R251.

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by Anonymousreply 253February 9, 2016 3:08 AM

Did Beyonce and Gwyneth bond over their in common spawning of fugly kids? Enquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 254February 9, 2016 3:11 AM

Did Beyonce and Gwyneth bond over their in common spawning of fugly kids? Enquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 255February 9, 2016 3:12 AM

Wait...do you hear that? What's that sound? The heat isn't coming up. Sound like bees buzzing But it's the dead of winter.

Ooh.

by Anonymousreply 256February 9, 2016 3:16 AM

Soon I'll need to find a volkswagon beetle with no rust. Air tight.

by Anonymousreply 257February 9, 2016 3:18 AM

Image at R551. Why are they even trying to gussie that thing up? Lipstick. Pig.

by Anonymousreply 258February 9, 2016 3:21 AM

[quote] I don't care much for Beyonce but her kid is actually cute in this video. You're pretty harsh, R251

Are you kidding? There are people calling her ugly, saying she'd benefit from a dose of the Zika virus, but I'm harsh? Please. That kid looks smug as fuck which isn't cute on any kid. I didn't even say she was an ugly kid, just that the other two are much cuter which they actually are. You know what might have been nice in this supposed celebration of blackness? Having three little girls smiling and not using two girls as furniture to flank Blue Ivy. But, I guess Beyonce is trying to relive her Destiny's Child glory days through her child and got her her own Kelly and Michelle.

by Anonymousreply 260February 9, 2016 3:23 AM

Beyoncé would never stand for her daughter to be prettier than her. I think she switched babies before she left the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 261February 9, 2016 3:26 AM

If you're going to splash you kid's pictures all over the internet, prepare yourself for some pretty heavy backlash. Beyoncé is crueler to that kid than any one at DL could ever be.

by Anonymousreply 262February 9, 2016 3:29 AM

Wait, R251...that's a pic of three female children? One on right looks like a little boy in the face, too.

by Anonymousreply 263February 9, 2016 3:41 AM

Ok clicked on link. Bey really made sure Ivy's lighter skin tone is made obvious by the comparison. Can't wait for this empty headed tree trunk thighed no talent bimbo to hit the skids.

by Anonymousreply 264February 9, 2016 3:46 AM

Maybe what 251 mentions is the problem. Maybe it's that every picture of that child I've seen looks like she has resting bitch face. There is never a full smile - ever - just a permanent scowl. No one looks good like that. Maybe she's cute if she smiles.

by Anonymousreply 265February 9, 2016 4:01 AM

North West never ever smiles and she is criticized. Blue Ivy smirks and she is criticized. Y'all are mean as snakes.

She's cute, and she will grow into her head.

by Anonymousreply 266February 9, 2016 4:08 AM

I've seen many pictures of North smiling. She is a gorgeous little girl.

by Anonymousreply 267February 9, 2016 4:34 AM

R241 wait till they have another one and this time being a boy OMG

by Anonymousreply 268February 9, 2016 4:37 AM

So what if her pics show she's scowling? She's a fucking child! She doesn't know any better. Maybe she smiles when there aren't paparazzis around. If I were a kid and I had all these paps taking pics and blinding me with their cameras flashed, I would be scowling too.

by Anonymousreply 269February 9, 2016 4:50 AM

"when he fuck me I take his ass to red lobster" TRASH!!!! Learn to pluralize you people!

by Anonymousreply 270February 9, 2016 8:48 PM

Tonight on the news it was reported that Red Lobster has experienced a HUGE bump from the video and attendant publicity. Red Lobster has officially changed the name of their famous biscuits to "Beyonce's Cheddar Biscuits."

by Anonymousreply 271February 9, 2016 11:44 PM

R271, keep it coming. You guys are delivering. Such a fan of this thread and thanks OP!

by Anonymousreply 272February 10, 2016 2:13 AM

Blue Ivy looks like a small Jay Z with a wig and dress on.

by Anonymousreply 273February 10, 2016 2:51 AM

R224 is merely describing current reproductive technology, not any fandom for either Jay Z or whatshername.

. People in this thread think "surrogacy" automatically means the woman who carries the baby is the bio mother of the child. Not true. Some surrogates are the bio mother, some surrogates are not the bio mother.

If a woman is older and doesn't produce eggs good enough to produce a pregnancy, then she can hire a surrogate and the husband and wife use the egg of the surrogate, or the egg of another donor. The wife's eggs aren't usable.

But if the mother is young and has a child via surrogacy because she doesn't want to lose her figure, the egg used will be hers. Her eggs are fine; she just wants to rent someone else's uterus in which to place the egg.

So a "surrogate mother" isn't necessarily the bio mother of the child. Sometimes, the surrogate is only the rent-a-uterus for the wife's egg. It's doubtful that a power couple who rents a uterus to incubate their child would use any sperm or eggs other than their own. They're just looking to spare the wife's body any stress or fat.

by Anonymousreply 274February 10, 2016 3:11 AM

Gwyneth hid Apples' face at SB, just showing back of head. Now she's using hair to hide Apple's wonky, crossed eye inherited from the Paltrows. So transparent. Her daughter's actual eye orbs are different in size. Wonder how many more surgeries are needed?

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by Anonymousreply 275February 19, 2016 6:04 PM

R275: would it have been helpful to post a photo where you can actually SEE her allegedly two different sized orbs?

by Anonymousreply 276February 19, 2016 6:09 PM

I don't know how Gwyneth shows her face in the media with all of her failures.

She tries to pretend she's better than everyone but the average person is better looking, better educated and doesn't have a genetic disaster crotch dropping with wonky, far apart eyes. That kid is unfortunate looking and deformed in the face.

I would die and hide, Gwyneth.

by Anonymousreply 277February 21, 2016 12:18 AM

Paltrow, heads up! You ain't pretty enough to go without makeup. Funny that YOU think you are. Amusing.

by Anonymousreply 278February 21, 2016 12:26 AM

Seems like Bey is the only one with lucky genes in her family

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by Anonymousreply 279March 24, 2016 12:12 PM

R279, did ya ever get a load of real Bey in those early Destiny Child vids. Girl is a 6, tops.

by Anonymousreply 280March 24, 2016 12:17 PM

The real resentment here should come from being named "Blue Ivory."

Could these celebs make it a little more obvious that these kids are accessories?

by Anonymousreply 281March 24, 2016 3:50 PM

With no makeup and hairstyling, Beyonce isn't as attractive as she is fully glammed up.

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by Anonymousreply 282March 24, 2016 6:43 PM

Time will tell if she has another baby and it's equally as hideous.

by Anonymousreply 283April 22, 2016 7:12 PM

Blue Ivy, r281. It sounds like a comic book villian.

Beyonce is pretty, but common looking...a girl-next-door type.

by Anonymousreply 285April 24, 2016 9:38 AM

Stephanie seymour husband looks like Buddy Hackett.

by Anonymousreply 286April 24, 2016 3:07 PM

Gwyneth wonk eyed kid manipulated posts give me life. It's so obvious!

by Anonymousreply 287April 24, 2016 3:11 PM

Blue Ivy, Bobbi Kristina, Alexa Joel... what other daughers got walloped by their dad's fugly DNA?

by Anonymousreply 288April 24, 2016 3:20 PM

Alec Baldwin's daughter looks just like him . It's so sad.

by Anonymousreply 290April 24, 2016 5:32 PM

Teresa's changelings make Blue Ivy look like Venus de Milo.

by Anonymousreply 291April 24, 2016 8:09 PM

I would recoil and die if my child was ugly.

by Anonymousreply 292April 24, 2016 8:32 PM

How did Jay and Bey get the baby back from Grizzora?

by Anonymousreply 293April 25, 2016 10:49 AM

Nori West is shaping up to be much more beautiful and prettier kid. I am sure Beyonce is furious cheap Kardashian genes proved more successful than camel ones.

by Anonymousreply 294May 2, 2016 2:53 PM

R289 omg that's spitting image of her ugly father

by Anonymousreply 295May 2, 2016 2:56 PM

This is why I don't trust vaginas. You just don't know wtf is gonna come out of them.

by Anonymousreply 296May 2, 2016 5:49 PM

Sadly no, r255.

But Blue Ivy and Blue Iris bonded over their common mistaken identities for each other.

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by Anonymousreply 297May 2, 2016 9:11 PM

Blupple, from a far more flattering angle

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by Anonymousreply 299May 2, 2016 10:09 PM

She's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

by Anonymousreply 300May 2, 2016 10:34 PM

Both Salma and Goop's daughters are pretty unfortunate looking but Adam Sandberg's daughter takes the cake.

by Anonymousreply 302May 2, 2016 10:38 PM

Valentina looks like she has Pfeiffer syndrome. Google if you have a strong stomach.

by Anonymousreply 303May 2, 2016 10:53 PM

R297 love you! I have been listening to TRADIO Stern phone calls this morning.

by Anonymousreply 304May 3, 2016 3:59 PM

That's a girl? Fuck me.

JZ is a pedo gay who fucks little boys. Duh.

His 'wife' is a whore who dances onstage. That's all she does. OH, she lip synchs.

And they are devil worshippers (all those Illuminati signs JZ throws around.)

by Anonymousreply 305May 3, 2016 4:59 PM

Valentina seems to be the case of an ugly duckling. I bet she will turn out to be a very interesting looking young woman. Plus, the parents can afford the best plastic surgery...

by Anonymousreply 306May 3, 2016 5:02 PM

Kobe Bryant's younger daughter makes Blue Ivy look like, well, Beyonce. The older daughter grew relatively attractive but the younger one unfortunately looks like Kobe.

Tiger Woods has the cutest kids of any celeb.

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by Anonymousreply 307May 3, 2016 5:09 PM

Bump for ugly baby! Jayzee looks like an ape

by Anonymousreply 308May 3, 2016 6:00 PM

Calm down, fans. Money and doctors make everything turn out OK!

by Anonymousreply 309May 3, 2016 6:24 PM

Poor Beyonce must hate precious North West.

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by Anonymousreply 310May 3, 2016 6:28 PM

Kim and Kanye's son (Saint West) is even cuter than North.

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by Anonymousreply 311May 3, 2016 6:30 PM

Does anyone else remember the rumor about Beyonce being Solange's biological mother?

There was talk about Beyonce allegedly lying about her age, she is 8 or 9 years older than she claims, because she has been friends with Gabrielle Union since they were teenagers. The story goes she got pregnant at a young age so her parents raised Solange as their own.

Who knows.

I feel bad for Adam Sandler's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 312May 3, 2016 7:58 PM

Tiger Woods' kids are still in the lead.

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by Anonymousreply 313May 3, 2016 8:05 PM

Up date on Blue Ivy, now aged four but with the face of a forty year old.

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by Anonymousreply 315August 29, 2016 1:02 AM

I wonder what surgery Beyonce had done to get rid of her monster hips. Dieting alone doesn't get rid of those hips.

She had no problem marrying a guy who looks like a camel, so she shouldn't complain her kid looking like her husband.

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by Anonymousreply 316August 29, 2016 1:22 AM

Her hips still look pretty wide to me. I'm sure she has occasional lipo but her hips are about 40 inches and she probably likes them that way now the Kardashians have made big butts and hips fashionable.

by Anonymousreply 317August 29, 2016 1:29 AM

IDK, Tiger's kids have pig noses.

by Anonymousreply 318August 30, 2016 5:18 AM

It is common in nature that kids get their father's looks and their mother's brains. Blue Ivy has the best of both worlds. I would feel sorry for her except that she'll get all the surgery she could ever want and will never ever have to worry about paying the rent or putting food on the table. Let's hope she grows up a sweet, gentle warrior for injustices done to her lesser privileged peoples which she will never have to experience herself. Look at that determined face. She will dominate Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 319August 31, 2016 12:57 AM

The GRAMS have not been kind:

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by Anonymousreply 320August 31, 2016 1:41 AM

The top of her face is Beyoncé's but from the nose downwards she's all Jay-Z, with his heavy jowls and huge sulky mouth. She'll need facial bone shaving and a nose job when she's older. The lips she may grow into and I hope she does, for there isn't a procedure to make them smaller.

I hope she inherits her mother's curvy build instead of Jay-Z's obesity.

by Anonymousreply 322August 31, 2016 1:53 AM

Chris Brown and Rihanna would have beautiful children.

by Anonymousreply 323August 31, 2016 1:57 AM

Or Rhianna with that prisoner-model.

by Anonymousreply 324August 31, 2016 2:02 AM

Well, she will never have to work a day of her life, so this works out well for her.

by Anonymousreply 325August 31, 2016 2:20 AM

I bet if Beyonce has a son, he will look like Beyonce. Her nephew looks just like her mom Tina.

by Anonymousreply 326August 31, 2016 2:21 AM

Obviously she is the egg of the fugly sister, and the fugly Jay Z (birthed by a surrogate).

Wonder why no more rugrats from Queen B?

by Anonymousreply 327August 31, 2016 2:26 AM

So it's ok when we discuss ugly white babies, but as soon as it's a black baby, then it's disgraceful? Sounds like we're not the racists in this equation.

by Anonymousreply 328August 31, 2016 2:29 AM

r327 she's a workaholic and has been that way since she was like 10. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't have another child.

by Anonymousreply 329August 31, 2016 2:33 AM

not only the poor little girl looks like Jay-Z, she has cane face too! You can totally see she'll be a bulldyke.

by Anonymousreply 330August 31, 2016 2:37 AM

They are already plucking her eyebrows.

At 13 she'll have her first nose job.

by Anonymousreply 331August 31, 2016 2:43 AM

"It is common in nature that kids get their father's looks and their mother's brains. Blue Ivy has the best of both worlds"

You mean the WORST of both worlds!!!! That poor child.

by Anonymousreply 332August 31, 2016 2:46 AM

Did Beycone actually GIVE BIRTH? Was this kid delivered by a surrogate who was impregnated with Jay Z's sperm? All that secrecy at the hospital, hmmmmmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 333September 1, 2016 10:39 AM

I know a couple, she was beautiful, he was ugly, she was intelligent, he was a dunce. She married him for his money, but the kids they had all came out beautiful, all were intelligent except the most beautiful one. And even they one was smarter than the father.

Sometimes you get lucky.

by Anonymousreply 334September 1, 2016 11:19 AM

I think it's hilarious that super-vain, arrogant Beyoncé has a fuggity child to bring up.

But what choice did she have? Nearly all the rappers are ugly. Look at pretty little Kylie Jenner hanging off that grotesque tattoo permeated little man Tyga. Or even Kim with Kanye. The only one I can think of with decent looks is Chris Brown. And G-Eazy, but he's white.

by Anonymousreply 335September 1, 2016 9:18 PM

Well, R335, I think Kim K dodged a bullet somehow. Her kids are adorable.

by Anonymousreply 336September 1, 2016 11:08 PM

Yep, R336, North and Saint are beautiful. North has definitely missed Kanye's heavy face genes - she has a strong, defined but delicate jawline, like her mother. She will probably grow up petite and exquisite, whereas Blue is already looking tall for her age. Hope she doesn't get Jay-Z's hefty build as well.

by Anonymousreply 337September 2, 2016 1:47 AM

i had never seen kanye and kim's babies (yes, it's possible): hate the parents but those kids really are gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 338September 2, 2016 10:25 PM

This is one of the few Beyonce threads that isn't closed. I was looking at old YouTube clips of Chuck Berry and realized he hung out with Tina Turner and Etta James.

Since Beyonce's paternity has never been truly proven I began to wonder and found this video. This was right after I mentioned El looked like Chuck.

I don't think El is her father because he's too young. If Beyonce was really born in 1974 than the numbers could work for Tina or Etta to be Beyonce's real mother. You have to admit they all look related. Could Chuck be her real father? I'm pretty sure Ike is Jay Z's.

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by Anonymousreply 340March 19, 2017 1:02 PM

Sickos criticising the beauty of a child. You are pathetic. Get a fucking hobby.

by Anonymousreply 341March 19, 2017 2:04 PM

The Hollywood lie factory. Unscrambling the KNOWLES family.

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by Anonymousreply 342March 19, 2017 2:17 PM

Why do Tina Knowles and Etta James look so much a like?

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by Anonymousreply 343March 19, 2017 2:31 PM

So y'all know Matthew Knowles isn't Beyonce's real Dad? Who is?

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by Anonymousreply 344March 19, 2017 3:29 PM

Six modern black celebrities who are the spitting images of past. celebs. The Alicia Keys and Lena Horn is one I've never heard before and the Chaka Kahn and Nicki Manaj resemblance is uncanny. The point being, where do these people come from? Why are they lucky enough to get their big "break" or is it possibly no "coincidence" that they look exactly like those people. Hmmm

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by Anonymousreply 345March 19, 2017 3:46 PM

Chuck Berry and Etta James

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by Anonymousreply 346March 19, 2017 4:18 PM

Etta,Tina and Ike go way back and were part of each other's drama.

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by Anonymousreply 347March 19, 2017 4:42 PM

From Etta James Wiki page:

In1974, James was sentenced to drug treatment instead of serving time in prison. She was in the Tarzana Psychiatric Hospital for 17 months, at the age of 36.

That is the same year as Beyonces' supposed real birth year. I'm almost positive that Tina Turner or Etta James is her real mother.. Did Tina disappear for awhile in '74 also? Did Chuck Berry have a love triangle going on?

by Anonymousreply 348March 19, 2017 5:26 PM

Don't think Tina had time to give birth to Bee in 1974. Etta did though.

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by Anonymousreply 349March 19, 2017 5:38 PM

The last 10 posts here are starting to sound like a Days of Our Lives storyline. These people don't even look anything alike to me.

by Anonymousreply 350March 19, 2017 6:22 PM

I had the weirdest dream last night, out of nowhere, about Tina Knowles of all people. In the dream my mom discovered while researching our genealogy that we are related her. I immediately wanted Beyonce's number so I could call her and ask for money.

And here this thread pops up this morning. I think Beyonce is using her powers to control the minds of the masses!

by Anonymousreply 351March 19, 2017 6:33 PM

This is a montage of young Beyonce and Chuck Berry. I think they look a lot alike..

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by Anonymousreply 352March 19, 2017 6:51 PM

But wait R350, there's more. Etta's real father may have been Minnesota Fats!

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by Anonymousreply 353March 19, 2017 7:03 PM

Considering her ego, OF COURSE.

by Anonymousreply 354April 20, 2018 9:31 PM

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