Kate Middleton's collapse into middle-aged frump is complete!

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That is one STRESSED Duchess.

That armed protection officer has that "yeah, I'm banging her on the side" smirk on his face.

Is there this sort of shipping for such torrid affairs?

[quote]Brits do not age well.

I held it together a long time. Gin helps.

That's what most 30-something women look like without makeup, no? Especially ones with young children. We're just used to seeing all the celebs in makeup or airbrushed or both. I suppose women of color look better, on average, than white women past their twenties. Eh.

She's also gone gray. Most people don't realize this is what the average woman looks like underneath the makeup, hair dye & breast implants.

Kate Middleton will turn 34 on 9 January 2016--a bit young to be going gray.

[Quote] I suppose women of color look better, on average, than white women past their twenties. Eh.

You rang?

It always depends, R9. My dad and my grandmother (his mother) both went gray very early. He was gray before he was out of college. I started getting grays just above the ears in high school, but still haven't turned completely gray. Which sucks because I was hoping for all gray by my 20s like my relatives; now I'm 44 with about 50% gray and I look like a dork.

r9 a lot of people, both women and men, go gray in their 30s.

Thank God some of us retain our dewiness!

Is it the bee venom facials? Or is it just me?!

Going grey is a mix of genetics and environment. Stress is a primary factor in greying young.

HD photography has made the world horrifying.

She's turning gray. I'm not gray.

Hmmm. She could have made an effort with some foundation. But then again, bravo for not caring.

Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Kate Middleton?

Like a fine wine, Diana improved as she aged. Kate looks haggard.

The difference between Kate and your average billionaire's wife is that she doesn't have to care all the time anymore. A wife is easy to trade in for a newer model, but a Duchess and mother to the future King not so much. I think she looks perfectly wonderful for a new mother of two with a very full social card, by the way.

She looks rough and haggard for only 33, and it's not like she does anything stressful either.

she starves. there's nothing harder than that.

This is often what 33 looks like when one is not putting up a struggle against time.

And because she's found herself in a pot of jam she doesn't have to.

I'll bet William pops in earplugs in the night and snores through his eight hours, waking fresh as a daisy and ready to jump in his toy helicopter or on the back of his polo pony. If Kate dares complain about being tired he probably snaps back 'that's what servants are for, dear'. I also bet he's stopped her having spray tans - looks cheap - and forbids botox.

She's such a pretty girl but she doesn't take care of her body. Noticed that she has bunions as well.

Both bunion and gray hair onset is genetic.

I started graying at 18. I started to notice my bunions in my early 50s.

I'd rather be spending my homelife with that body guard than William.

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She looks sad. I wonder what she knows. That she's as expendable as Diana was?

And here's another one. Scorching up the grocery store parking lot with their sexual tension!

Her face is pot-marked as well. I thought hangover as well plus Charlotte may be bawling all night - as William sleeps off his hangover.

Even Diana with all the hassles of dealing with Charles and the in-laws never looked 'haggard.' Hate to see what she's going to look like at 60.

I never realized her eye shape was so saggy. THAT is partly why her eye makeup looks unflattering. Someone with a better eye shape could pull it off.

Yes, most women look plain without makeup. She has makeup on though.

She looks so much more worn than usual I have to wonder if she has a cold, or is hungover like someone already suggested.

Hungover how? Alcohol contains calories. Maybe she sucked the olive from a Martini.

I want to force-feed her a cheeseburger.

For comparative purposes, here's Di when her two kids were young, and she did ten times the work Middleton does, and had to deal with her husband cheating with Parker-Bowles. Radiant!

1.) She *is* wearing makeup, you dolts.

2.) You should have seen me after a 12.5 hour night shift when I was 29 years old. I looked like Keith Richards. If one of her kids was up all night with diarrhoea or bronchitis (chilly castle), she'd be up all night too.

'If one of her kids was up all night with diarrhoea or bronchitis (chilly castle), she'd be up all night too.'

There are two live in nannies who do that. Here's one of them. If Kate is up all night it's through choice, not necessity.

The guard in the padded jacket appears to be a (gorgeous) homosexual!

Maybe William had the guards at R30 and R32 sacked and replaced with the new gay guard, sensing the lure of a thick, luscious head of straight guard hair might lead his twiglet bride into temptation's way

My dear---how uncouth of you to even merely suggest that HRH The Duchess of Cambridge would actually take care of her own children! That's what the nannies and nurses are for! Young children are briefly visited with at tea and bedtime and by the age of five are conveniently sent away to boarding school.

LMFAO at the expression on that nanny's face! Reminds me of a pitbull mix that's about to snap.

The nanny at R41 is Maria Borallo and she even has to work on Christmas Day, they made her go with them for lunch with the Queen last year.

Some filler around her eyes would lift the rest quite nicely.

OP, I think you're being a little harsh, she looks like any other 45 year old woman.

R41, that nanny looks like she is out of The Omen.

She looks ill. Perhaps she hadn't eaten, perhaps she is pregnant? She looks just plain sick.

Why are they driving around by themselves? Look, when you are in the 1% get a goddamn driver.

R49 may be onto something. Is this seemingly mild-mannered Spanish care-giver in fact luring the future heir to the British Throne to the dark side?

She's too thin and looks dehydrated (maybe hungover). She appears to be wearing foundation and eyebrow pencil. My guess is the anorexia is affecting her face. Once you get past your twenties and lose the baby fat, your face naturally thins. Add starvation, and your skin may sag prematurely. It's also hard to drink a lot of fluids if you're not eating. Booze doesn't count.

Diana probably looked better at that age because she wasn't so underweight. You need some fat on your face to look good. Booze bloat doesn't count.

And it's "pockmarked." It refers to the old days when many people had smallpox, which left permanent scars on their faces. It was common for pretty young girls to have many scars disfiguring their faces, sadly. On the other hand it was good because it meant your future wife wasn't going to die of smallpox, she'd already had it.

I'm guessing Kate's pockmarks are acne scars? A good dermatologist could take care of that, she's rich.

'She looks ill. Perhaps she hadn't eaten'

No, that can't be it. Look at those plumps cheeks and that ruddy glow.

She's a heavy smoker. That'll age you very quickly.

We are sending Kate to Paris next august for a much needed rest.

r2 Para looks like a chav Putin

Why the hell does she go to the grocery store?

A candid shot of Willis making weewee revealed - tinymeat!

[quote]Brits do not age well.

^^^THIS.

She doesn't look too bad for 42.

Both William and Kate look older than they are. They look like normal folks, really not particularly bad or good. As for Diane, she was a very unattractive woman, not sure why some queens are so dishonest about her looks.

maybe she is preggers again

Also remember that Diana had her children in her early 20's. Kate had hers in her 30's. A woman's body can handle the double whammy of eating disorders and pregnancy better in your 20's. Kate reminds me of AJP and J Connelly whose are both looking worn out.

Diana did not have perfect, symmetrical features but she had a wow factor to rival old school Hollywood stars. Kate looks like a worn out shop girl. In fact, if she served you in a tony store looking like this, you'd raise an eyebrow towards the manager.

Diana reminiscent of old hollywood? OMG qween you are way out there. She was an ugly hag. Ugly manipulative old hag

Put the mirror aside and face the facts please, R67.

Just a bad picture,weve all had those. My best friend has a pic of me at 24,when I was at the peak of hotness,and it was taken at a bad angle and I looked like a 60 year old troll ! He wont get rid of it as he likes to keep me "humble" !

R69, we'll do that for him. Fattie.

[quote]Kate looks like a worn out shop girl. In fact, if she served you in a tony store looking like this, you'd raise an eyebrow towards the manager.

Oh yasss, hunny. People always complain to the management in tony stores when shop girls look worn and haggard.

"She looks like she needs sleep! FIRE HER!" "At once, madam!"

You sure know the ways of rich people.

Kate is beyond basic. She seems nice and empty. Certainly not unattractive. But nothing special. (As so many of us are.)

She'd need firing for that sloppy up-do, R71. Appearances count in the service industries.

Looks like she might have a wee bit too much to drink last night.

Are there any Brits on this thread? What does the general public think of Kate these days? Is she well-liked?

Check out the Daily Mail comments R75. Sample comments : 'who let the dogs out?' 'what have we bought her kids with our taxes this year?'

Daily Mail commenters are rarely kind to Kate. They're even harder on Pippa, but Carole tends to get a pass.

If you ever want a good laugh, read the comments when Kate takes a vacation.

Their PR people obviously monitor all the negative comments on the DM because Kanot and Willnot (work) always take off for Mustique in November, to get nice and tanned for their lengthy Christmas break. This year, they have stayed in the UK, doing a handful of meet and greets. The penny has dropped that the public consider them lazy, pampered and work shy.

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Kate, "the royals need to stop with the Catherine bullshit," needs a bit of a shorter haircut.

Diana is forever. Damn, I wish she were still alive. She'd be putting them all to shame. Diana and Sarah would be roommates driving all the Windsors crazy.

She looks fine for a middle aged woman.

She looks like Celine Dion's less attractive aunt.

[quote] Her face is pot-marked as well

I completely missed that the first time.

Must be the same DL idiot who thinks "drug" is the past tense of "to drag."

She looks RODE HARD for a 33 year-old who does nothing all day and is waited on hand and foot. Crazy that a woman that young with such a pampered lifestyle looks like that.

We Brits weren't too impressed when she bought three new kitchens.

She was a party girl before the marriage. Maybe she has a drinking problem.

Will she ever stop being "Kate Middleton"? Must be frustrating. Found out her friends and family all call her Catherine, never Kate.

She's very thin, which makes one look more wrinkled in the face.

She has dark hair, so gray hair shows more easily.

She's at least 10 years older than Diana was when she got married and started having kids! God, is all of DL drawn from the Daily Mail readership these days?

A pair of shades and she would look fine. She has nice bone structure, something Diana was lacking. Better now, I imagine.

R88 For herself. Google for the details but she tore out a practically brand new gourmet kitchen when they remodeled their new country house, Amner Hall, and I believe there's also a staff kitchen and a "family kitchen," whatever that means.

Well she's English and they age like bananas. But she still looks worn out for a woman who does nothing and has no responsibilities but showing up somewhere and smiling

White person in prematurely aging shocker.

Diana TOTALLY had an old Hollywood thing going on.

Reminiscent of Edna May Oliver, Beulah Bondi, Marie Dressler, Alison Skipworth, Florence Bates, et al.

I wish she'd just go back to her athletic build/rowing days

She still looks better than her cousin-in-laws who got the worst genes of both their parents.

^ she had very broad shoulders for a woman in pic @R99

She was outed as a smoker by British tabloids back in 2012. They were even speculating that she was smoking during her first pregnancy.

Why is the future Queen of England doing the shopping? She has people for that. Appalling attention whore.

She looks damn good in r99.

Here's Princess Diana at the same age

Remember just before the engagement announcement she flew to Paris for thousands of dollars of corrective dental work?

[quote] Edna May Oliver, Beulah Bondi, Marie Dressler, Alison Skipworth, Florence Bates, et al.

Good gravy. How do you even know these names?

Well if she is still a smoker there's your answer to why she looks like that. Smoking is one of the worst things for the skin. Lots of premature aging.

She's classically, naturally, stunningly beautiful.

R101, I think she just has small hips making her shoulders look broader than they really are, the picture's angle and the shirt might emphasize that too.

I can just see Kate dragging on a cigarette a la Vicky Pollard while carrying the future King of England in her belly. If you want to see what she's going to end up looking like, have a gander at that mother of hers. Rough.

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I know those names, R107, because I am a cinematically literate eldergay

"As for Diane, she was a very unattractive woman, not sure why some queens are so dishonest about her looks."

Yes, Diana sold tons of magazines because people like to look at very unattractive women.

As a lesbian, I wouldn't kick either one of them out of bed. When Diana was alive, I mean.

"Diana sold tons of magazines because people like to look at very unattractive women who are well-styled and famous, thus convincing said people that they too could someday have it all, or at least live vicariously through her."

Reads better now.

Yes, an eating disorder will age you.

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He looks positively tubercular, R122. I love him.

euro trash really no better than the cardashians

Lord Frederick Windsor looks like a vampire.

You have to give Freddie a break. His mother is the despicable Princess Michael of Kent.

Wow. How did I miss this thread?

Duchess Kate’s face: According to Hammel, Kate only smiles because her face is “collapsing.” She continues, “That, my Kate Middleton watchers, is why you will see her grinning maniacally at all times in photographs and videos, even when you get the strong sense it doesn’t really fit the occasion, even when you can’t see quite what’s so funny, even when those around her don’t seem remotely festive. Even when she’s staring into space, walking up some stairs. Even at somber events when it’s not right to smile, when she can’t lest she appear soulless, she tucks the corners ever-so-slightly upward.”

She looks extremely haggard for not doing much. Imagine if she had to work. But I think it’s all due to her eating disorder: either the face or the body - you can’t have both.

The curse of a fat face on a stick body. If she ate right she'd gain weight in her head and her face would look bigger than ever.

She smiles to lift her features and look dimple-y, because add to that, her features are sagging too fast for the 30s, probably from the dieting.

Lord Freddie has the same bush baby look as Princess Bush Baby. . . sorry . . . Bea. Both are descended from original Bush Baby Queen Victoria.

I think Meghan has something to do with it.

Sometimes he look scary...

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R122 he has gross hands for a man.

[quote]I suppose women of color look better, on average, than white women past their twenties.

This.

She could be pregnant again. She had a hard time with her previous ones.. got pretty sick.

She's not pregnant.

And rumour is she never was (surrogate).

If you think the Royals would let a surrogate produce the heir, R138, you probably believe Trump is a stable genius. Imagine the potential court cases.

And all these people claiming Kate is ageing early, unlike Diana, because of an eating disorder - Diana had raging bulimia in her 20s which came back intermittently all her life!

(Yes, I saw that too - the new Martin Scorcese movie Raging Bulimia.)

Diana was glossy.. and a had glow, but in some photos, her features were off. Her nose was wonky and a little big. She did have gorgeous, thick shiny hair (Kate does, too.)

Why are we talking about a photo from 2015? And yes, she looks like she's having a bad day. So?

Kate's an attractive woman and always has been, but I could tell back at the royal wedding that she wouldn't age well. It's a combination of genetics, being underweight for years, and eschewing anti-aging treatments and plastic surgery other prominent women use. Pippa isn't aging well either.

Diana had IT.

She had life behind her eyes.

“Yes, most women look plain without makeup. She has makeup on though.”

Most men are plain, too. She doesn’t look any worse than her husband.

Fags and booze, obviously. There's not much sun in the UK to speak of, is there? Unless it's all that holiday sun that's doing it.

A more recent photo. She does look older than her age, but so many Brits do.

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Are you sure Brits don't age less well, purely because all American celebrities start having plastic surgery, or at least injections, in their 20s, and thereafter don't look any age in particular? (Or like humans either?)

Celine Dion is really looking tired and haggard these days, if OP's photo is to be believed.

Based on my experience of Brits and Americans, the social expectations around aging are different so the appearance of aging is also different. Most white North Americans I have met who are in their 30s don't look as old to me as Kate does. North Americans are slathering on those creams at age 15 and some suburban moms are getting botox by the time they're 30. Mind you, they don't have to stand up to the HD photography that Kate faces. And neither did Diana.

What about French, Germans or Scandinavians? Do Brits look older than other Northern Europeans?

She's a smoker and before she started having children, she was a pretty heavy one. That'll age your skin quickly.

[quote]Has she no gay friends who could advise her?

I hate cunts who think that just because I'm gay I should A) be perfectly knowledgeable about women's clothing and B) be their little faggy style advisor.

Men don't need to look good, R144.

I hate her husband’s sour, pinched lips.

Is vampire, son of Princess Michael, really a crack head? His eyes fuckin’ scare me.

She is very thin, there isnt any fat to hold up her face. If you are hollywood thin, you better do botox and fillers to look younger.

Got to love the American notion that everybody in the public eye must resemble a youthful supermodel. I don't think Brits are that fussed about looks.

[quote] she had very broad shoulders for a woman in pic @[R99]

Oh please, she had a hot athletic body. I love her broad shoulders. I wish she would gain a little weight, she was so darn cute when she was "sporty".

I also notice Kate has been wearing brighter shades like fuchsia and bright teal lately, which age her. She's a summer in the color me beautiful system and should stick with the dusty mauves and burgundy that make her look more vibrant and youthful.

I like Kate in bright teal.

She’s had a full facelift and other work since this post started. Google the scars . They are all in her hairline . Like a coronal lift . She looks much better.

Is Lord Frederick Windsor the one who’s married to Big Suze from Peep Show?

She has like 20 kids. That will definitely take its toll.

As a gay man, I don’t really give a flying fuck.

The arrival of MM has done it!

Markle has aged Middleton.

She has stopped tanning since Meghan joined the Firm.

Race baiting bitch.

She is no different than most attractive females on earth who look tired and haggard when they're not slathered in makeup. There are very few woman who can successfully carry off a sans fard look, or even a light makeup look.

R167 aka the RACIST!!! troll, Markle lunatic respectively has finally found this thread ...

[quote] I also notice Kate has been wearing brighter shades like fuchsia and bright teal lately, which age her.

DL fashion mavens advise that these colours are lesbian-markers.

R164 & R165, this topic was started in 2015, before MM was in the picture.

What’s really disturbing me about his eyes at r134 are two things. First, I don’t know the term, but he has no black outline on the outside of the iris. The second is the actual color. I can honestly say never in my life have I met anyone else with eyes that color. They can’t possibly be natural, can they? Contacts maybe?

Tell us more about who he’s with please.....

R172 His eyes are naturally green. You can google more pics of him. His name is Lord Frederick Windsor.

He can't help his eyes. He has always looked like that. There are baby and childhood pics of him if you google.

He is married to the actress sophie winkleman. She was recently in a car accident. Not much to say about her, pretty scandal free.

Here he is modeling as a youth.

Last one, forgive me. Look at the collar on his shirt!!! That is very interesting, can’t decide if I like that thick collar or not

Freddie is the reincarnation of his great-uncle, Prince Albert Victor.

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